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[Bumber]

Dwarves now need consumable razor blades to eat. If they are not supplied with these forged blades, they will suffer mineral deficiencies.

Did I mention adamantine deficiency turns dwarves into elves that can't smith?

[Eric Blank]

that begs the question, if the default state of dwarves, without access to adamantine, is to be elves, and elves can neither smith nor mine deep enough to acquire adamantine, then whence cometh dwarfkind?

[Bumber]

Armok shaped the first dwarves from adamantine and magma. Their progeny had less and less, requiring them to dig deeply to keep their beards.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

So then elves are the descendants of heathen dwarves who were cast from the community for refusing to honour the will of Armok?

[King Zultan]

And that gives us even more reasons to hate them!

[Fikilili]

Eventually, monkeys get somehow intelligent and revolt against any other sapient species.
Oh, and one of them is a doctor.
And dwarves can't play key-based instruments.

[nezclaw]

so Vicious Mockery?

Dwarves can now write wills as to what they want done with their bodies and possessions when they die, failure to follow through with that results in them haunting your fortress, and engraving a slab won't help get rid of them. also the manner in which they die changes nothing. they want their body to be interred in a masterwork adamantine sarcophagus decorated with scenes of elf murder in diamond? well i sure hope you didn't kill them with a bridge accident.

they may also want to me raised as undead.

[A_Curious_Cat]

<snip>

they may also want to me raised as undead.

Intelligent undead?  Or unintelligent?

[thompson]

Either, the dwarf gets to choose.

[King Zultan]

<snip>

they may also want to me raised as undead.

Intelligent undead?  Or unintelligent?

Either, the dwarf gets to choose.

So what do the dwarves wills say what they want the undead nezclaw to do, or does he just act as a guardian?

[Azerty]

so Vicious Mockery?

Dwarves can now write wills as to what they want done with their bodies and possessions when they die, failure to follow through with that results in them haunting your fortress, and engraving a slab won't help get rid of them. also the manner in which they die changes nothing. they want their body to be interred in a masterwork adamantine sarcophagus decorated with scenes of elf murder in diamond? well i sure hope you didn't kill them with a bridge accident.

they may also want to me raised as undead.

Funny, in a thread I created about civil law, I made some suggestions about succession laws and, yes, wills.

[nezclaw]

<snip>

they may also want to me raised as undead.

Intelligent undead?  Or unintelligent?

Either, the dwarf gets to choose.

So what do the dwarves wills say what they want the undead nezclaw to do, or does he just act as a guardian?

ah the traditional fixating on the typo 

[Fikilili]

SmadA nraT, em taefed tsum uoy, emag eht niw oT!

[A_Curious_Cat]

New idea for a dwarven game:  If you craft dice and place them in an affiliated temple, dwarves will play a game in which they bet each other that nothing bad will happen when they roll the dice.  Each time they win the bet gets doubles and they play again.  This game is known as “Rigňth’s Roulette”.

[Strik3r]

If a forgotten beast or titan is made out of a stone that can normally be smoothed/engraved, said forgotten beast/titan can also be designated for smoothing/engraving.
If a «Forgotten Beast» is killed, it will be considered art defacement and will produce the corresponding negative thought.