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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 476911 times)

delphonso

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3675 on: September 17, 2021, 07:53:38 am »

Upon the sight of any duke.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3676 on: September 17, 2021, 07:59:14 am »

While an elf plays the lute.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3677 on: September 17, 2021, 09:18:59 am »

Made from pets that were cute.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3678 on: September 17, 2021, 05:54:41 pm »

That were fed to the foes that were mute.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3679 on: September 17, 2021, 08:11:26 pm »

Who wear clothes made of jute.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3680 on: September 17, 2021, 08:16:48 pm »

That fell from a chute.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3681 on: September 18, 2021, 01:52:00 am »

aka "rapid vertical commute"

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3682 on: September 18, 2021, 02:16:29 am »

And were taken as loot.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3683 on: September 18, 2021, 04:09:55 am »

They then recieve rebuke,
For, upon some fluke,
Their seeds bore fruit,
Rhymes switched suit,
And really, I just want to puke.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3684 on: September 18, 2021, 05:11:47 am »

But that would be crude.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3685 on: September 18, 2021, 11:09:51 am »

Oh, ain't that a mood.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3686 on: September 18, 2021, 01:46:51 pm »

In a shop I will brood.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3687 on: September 18, 2021, 03:46:15 pm »

Sometimes dwarves begin rhyming against each other uncontrolllably in a great cosmic harmony.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3688 on: September 18, 2021, 04:44:54 pm »

Each rhyme will be recorded in legends mode, including worldgen rhymes (of which there are typically many).
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3689 on: September 19, 2021, 02:33:37 am »

Some of these rhymes can go on for hundreds of lines.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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