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[Bumber]

If you separate a dwarf baby from its mum, the mother can be milked at a farmers workshop for the next year.

This also works for every creature in the game, regardless of gender.

[A_Curious_Cat]

If you separate a dwarf baby from its mum, the mother can be milked at a farmers workshop for the next year.

This also works for every creature in the game, regardless of gender.

If the creature is male, then UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE is produced, rather than milk.

[delphonso]

It is instead called KNOWN_SUBSTANCE

[Magmacube_tr]

This substance can be used as milk.

[Eric Blank]

but the cheese is horrible and worth nothing

[King Zultan]

Some dwarves will prefer this strange cheese, those dwarves are freaks and no one will want to be around them.

[Magmacube_tr]

(I can't help but notice that this "other kind of milk" joke reoccurs in this thread every once in a while. It at least happened twice in the duration I was here.)

Deities being able to be killed. If a deity dies by any cause, that particular world that they inhabited goes down in an implosion, destroying everything.

[Mr Crabman]

The game will be converted to a JRPG, which ends with the spiky-haired teenage protagonist killing an evil god to save the world.

He does so with the help of his trusty friends, which include an older guy who seems kind of harsh and tough but has a secret soft side, a healer who is a love interest (whose feelings go completely unnoticed because the protagonist is denser than slade), a goofy small non-human for comedy relief (maybe a kobold), and a geeky mage best friend.

[Mobbstar]

In evil biomes, it may rain milk of lime, which will melt the beards off dwarves.

[Mobbstar]

Dwarves who repeatedly chant "TEETH TEETH TEETH" may summon demon fire upon nearby refuse piles.

[Magmacube_tr]

Ass demons.

[King Zultan]

Some times sentient asses visit your tavern this is know to upset dwarves as they spread miasma when they talk.

[delphonso]

(I can't help but notice that this "other kind of milk" joke reoccurs in this thread every once in a while. It at least happened twice in the duration I was here.)

You think that's bad? "... Just explodes" is probably the most common.

Demons have randomized names. Babies babble random words. If they accidentally say a demon's name, it is summoned in the stockpile that baby is presumably playing in.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Most of the "dwarves explode" suggestions aren't lucky enough to come with spontaneous page-long rhyming sessions either.

"Dwarves get explosive diarrhea" used to be another common one as I recall, but luckily everyone seems to have realized how irritating that one was getting since I haven't heard it in quite a while.

Also, continuing off the last suggestion: given the condition that those who call a demon by name immediately gain power over it, the baby can then force the demon to do its bidding. We may see a lot of demon lords stuck in eternal games of peek-a-boo from this point on.

[Starver]

"Dwarves get explosive diarrhea" used to be another common one as I recall, but luckily everyone seems to have realized how irritating that one was getting since I haven't heard it in quite a while.

Indeed, nobody wants an irritating bowel syndrome.