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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 464302 times)

rico6822

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4095 on: January 15, 2022, 11:16:07 pm »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4096 on: January 16, 2022, 03:37:25 am »

In order to grant people more freedom of design, the grid can be re-arranged to hex-grid.  This effect is only visual, however, by slanting the displayed columns by half a tile per column.  None of the underlying math or mechanics change.
No no no, change the tiling to THIS!


I do wonder what a colony builder game on a hyperbolic plane would be like... it could be interesting actually, as a whole different game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4097 on: January 16, 2022, 04:22:33 am »

I feel the game would be better if the grid layout changed every few seconds, so it goes from squares to hexagons to triangles to circles to....
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4098 on: January 16, 2022, 02:59:42 pm »

You now need;

Actual cutting tools for jewelers to be able to cut gems.

Fuel to cook.

And water to brew alcohol.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4099 on: January 16, 2022, 03:47:37 pm »

Nobles can now ban the importation of items.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4100 on: January 16, 2022, 03:56:56 pm »

No no no, change the tiling to THIS!
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And to think I decided not to mention the full octagonal tiling version... For fear of waking the wrong god.

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I do wonder what a colony builder game on a hyperbolic plane would be like... it could be interesting actually, as a whole different game.
Have you tried HyperRogue? It's a roguelike (obviously!) not a fort-/colony-builder, but add the second mode (and an arena, and a legends viewer...)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4101 on: January 16, 2022, 04:01:12 pm »

Dwarves can now make artifacts made of soot, grime and flilth of both types.

Mugs and beds made of shit.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4102 on: January 16, 2022, 11:48:09 pm »

Nobles can now ban the mere possession of items retroactively.  So any time some noble bans something, every single person who ever possessed such an item is guilty of a serious crime and needs to be sentenced in the justice menu.
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« Reply #4103 on: January 17, 2022, 01:51:40 am »

Nobles can now ban dwarves, meaning any dwarf that noble doesn't like is forcibly removed from the fort.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4104 on: January 17, 2022, 03:07:07 am »

Nobles can ban Forgotten Beasts they detest.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4105 on: January 17, 2022, 04:29:46 am »

Nobles can also adopt forgotten beasts a pets. Despite this, the beasts remain hostile.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4106 on: January 17, 2022, 11:47:54 am »

Nobles get a good thought from getting attacked by a Forgotten Beast made of a material they like.  Conversely, the slayer of such a beast is subject to capital punishment.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4107 on: January 17, 2022, 03:32:21 pm »

Dark seasons and myth-genned “eternal night” embarks should be rendered in nighttime.  This should be achieved by blanking the entire screen.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4108 on: January 17, 2022, 11:50:03 pm »

No no no, change the tiling to THIS!
[...]
And to think I decided not to mention the full octagonal tiling version... For fear of waking the wrong god.

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I do wonder what a colony builder game on a hyperbolic plane would be like... it could be interesting actually, as a whole different game.
Have you tried HyperRogue? It's a roguelike (obviously!) not a fort-/colony-builder, but add the second mode (and an arena, and a legends viewer...)
I do know HR, it's amazing.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4109 on: January 18, 2022, 03:34:43 am »

Nobles should get good thoughts when people they don't like and fail to meet their mandates get beaten.
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