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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 474221 times)

MaxTheFox

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4110 on: January 18, 2022, 04:13:32 am »

Nobles should get good thoughts when people they don't like and fail to meet their mandates get beaten.
Actually not a bad suggestion, with the right personality traits schadenfreude should be a thing.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4111 on: January 22, 2022, 01:13:51 pm »

Boss rush.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4112 on: January 22, 2022, 03:29:53 pm »

Boss Hogg
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4113 on: January 22, 2022, 11:39:52 pm »

Domestic pigs owned as pets will occasionally reverse roles and the dwarf will become the pigs pet, following it around everywhere. The pig will run for election as the mayor, and if successful, will become a terrible dictator.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4114 on: January 23, 2022, 02:56:46 am »

All animals can run mayor and all of them will be terrible at it and the dwarves will hate them but they'll keep reelecting them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4115 on: January 23, 2022, 03:24:22 am »

Pig mayors will never mandate anything.  They will boardate.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4116 on: January 24, 2022, 07:23:31 pm »

The only domestic animals who can't run for mayor are donkeys, who will get a constant stream of bad thoughts regarding the current mayor but will never actually do anything about it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4117 on: January 25, 2022, 07:04:30 pm »

Every time a grazing animal eats, an event should be generated in Legends mode thus creating a browsing history for each animal.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4118 on: January 25, 2022, 07:31:58 pm »

Plants and trees should be able to become historical figures. Their legends will mostly consist of them being born in an area and at some point dying (e.g. being devoured by a grazing animal).

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4119 on: January 25, 2022, 09:31:59 pm »

The growth of toenails, fingernails, claws, (and teeth in rodents) should be tracked by the game for all living creatures in the world.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4120 on: January 26, 2022, 02:06:28 am »

There should be a legends entry for every time a creature farts, there should also be an entry for the total amounts of farts farted in the entire world.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4121 on: January 26, 2022, 02:27:07 am »

Legends should extend beyond the game itself and include everytime a terrible legends suggestion has been made.  For convenience, they can be modelled as 1-page codices with negative value.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4122 on: January 26, 2022, 03:35:51 am »

There should be a legends entry for every time a creature farts, there should also be an entry for the total amounts of farts farted in the entire world.
The amount of methane produced should be tracked, along with the effect on flat-world warming.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4123 on: January 26, 2022, 05:09:23 am »

There should be a legends entry for every time a creature farts, there should also be an entry for the total amounts of farts farted in the entire world.
The amount of methane produced should be tracked, along with the effect on flat-world warming.

Giant cows should be added to the game, and with the new fart and methane mechanics, they'd be the worst methane producers in the world. Worlds with a huge giant cow population might end up in the Age of Death long before a necromancer apocalypse happens.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4124 on: January 26, 2022, 07:24:34 am »

Can see how exceptional large/old trees can become such figures. Specially if they become sites themselves.
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