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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 476544 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4770 on: September 12, 2022, 11:55:02 pm »

World-gen should be slowed down so that people can see what’s happening in realtime.
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« Reply #4771 on: September 13, 2022, 01:43:14 am »

World-gen should be slowed down so that people can see what’s happening in realtime.
That's still to fast we need to slow it down further so you can look at multiple events at the same time and not miss a thing.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4772 on: September 13, 2022, 05:57:47 am »

World-gen should be slowed down so that people can see what’s happening in realtime.
That's still to fast we need to slow it down further so you can look at multiple events at the same time and not miss a thing.

World gen now goes through the lives of each and every individual creature in the world in realtime.

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« Reply #4773 on: September 13, 2022, 02:27:33 pm »

World-gen should be slowed down so that people can see what’s happening in realtime.
That's still to fast we need to slow it down further so you can look at multiple events at the same time and not miss a thing.

World gen now goes through the lives of each and every individual creature in the world in realtime.

Hey, at least your great-great-grandchildren will live to see your DF world complete its history. Pass the torch!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4774 on: September 13, 2022, 02:46:44 pm »

2075 biological immortality let's go!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4775 on: September 14, 2022, 01:53:20 am »

The only way to achieve immortality is to upload yourself into dwarf fortress.
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« Reply #4776 on: September 14, 2022, 05:48:58 am »

To upload yourself into dwarf fortress you have to get hit by truck-kun.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4777 on: September 14, 2022, 07:58:11 am »

Mancomancers.

Mangomancers. They're all elves, and they use their powers in the presence of blind dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4778 on: September 14, 2022, 08:50:32 am »

Mangomancers.

These dudes/dudettes make the best mango chutney in the given world.

"Some dwarves like mangomancers for their chutney."

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4779 on: September 14, 2022, 03:41:22 pm »

Mangamancers. They make mangas that will corrupt your dwarves and make them weebs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4780 on: September 15, 2022, 11:07:02 pm »

ZA WARUDO
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« Reply #4781 on: September 16, 2022, 02:28:49 am »

ZA WARUDO
What is it, who knows, but no matter what we need at least six thousand million billion of them in game!
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« Reply #4782 on: September 16, 2022, 12:37:31 pm »

You have struck ZA WARUDO! Evacuate the fort before it's too late!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4783 on: September 16, 2022, 04:26:46 pm »

Every time a clown kills something, a bass-boosted time rewind sound effect should play at max volume regardless of the player's current setting.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4784 on: September 16, 2022, 06:27:22 pm »

Everytime you move the screen, the bass boosted wine thud sound plays.
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