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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 478263 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4905 on: November 03, 2022, 02:31:50 pm »

All furniture is now [GELDABLE].

The end of truck nuts, finally
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4906 on: November 04, 2022, 06:56:20 pm »

Truck nuts are mythical creatures that exist in legends mode.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4907 on: November 05, 2022, 12:43:57 am »

Truck nuts are mythical creatures that exist in legends mode.
Pffft, no they're not! Everyone knows they're the seeds of wagon-wood trees.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4908 on: November 05, 2022, 02:12:47 am »

I thought truck nuts where the only way to tell a male wagon from a female wagon.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4909 on: November 06, 2022, 12:01:43 am »

you can no longer abandon fortresses and can only have one save file at any given time.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4910 on: November 06, 2022, 08:22:06 am »

Bones, shells, and teeth can be smelted at a (magma) smelter to produce calcium metal.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4911 on: November 06, 2022, 08:48:04 am »

Cobaltite can be smelted. The output is a bar of Cobalt and three dozen Kobolds.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4912 on: November 06, 2022, 09:38:45 am »

Dwarves and adventurers should be able to harvest cobaltite from kobolds.

Prepare for horrible, horrible atrocities perpetrated against koboldkind in the name of precious metals.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2022, 09:40:34 am by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4913 on: November 06, 2022, 09:55:12 am »

The resulting koboldite bars immediately boil and turn into five dozen more kobolds who are all hostile and armed with cobalt swords. And they can tunnel and are trap immune.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4914 on: November 06, 2022, 09:20:34 pm »

The kobolds all instantly lay eggs that immediately hatch into more, also armed, kobolds.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4915 on: November 06, 2022, 10:26:12 pm »

Smelting a boulder of garnierite produces four clowns and a bar of silver.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4916 on: November 06, 2022, 10:30:23 pm »

Anything should be possible to smelt and the products are a random item composed of a random material.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4917 on: November 06, 2022, 11:14:00 pm »

Anything should be possible to smelt and the products are a random item composed of a random material.

add the Heart of Gold (and it's Infinite Improbability drive) to the mounts and vehicles update.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4918 on: November 06, 2022, 11:55:15 pm »

A Heart of Gold is obtained by butchering a gold colossus.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4919 on: November 07, 2022, 02:32:14 am »

The gold colossus can only be spawned by eating the still beating heart of a bronze colossus, this act will kill the creature that eats the heart as the gold colossus will tear it's way out of the host.
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