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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 478252 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4920 on: November 08, 2022, 01:12:58 am »

DF Mobile: 0 FPS Extravazanga.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4921 on: November 08, 2022, 02:51:20 am »

Toady One should research way to achieve negative FPS.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4922 on: November 08, 2022, 05:02:25 am »

Toady One should research way to achieve negative FPS.

No. He shouldn't. Not because it is impossible, but because he will find a way if he tries, because he is Toady.

Think about all the time paradoxes.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4923 on: November 08, 2022, 05:09:37 am »

Find a way to achieve FPS in complex numbers.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4924 on: November 08, 2022, 05:16:13 am »

Find a way to achieve FPS in complex numbers.


Let's not give him anymore ideas, yeah?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4925 on: November 08, 2022, 11:12:51 am »

Find a way to achieve FPS in complex numbers.


Let's not give him anymore ideas, yeah?

The DF suggestions forum should be shut down and it (and Toady’s notes) should be purged.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4926 on: November 08, 2022, 12:38:03 pm »

Encourage Toady to implement every single one of the suggestions in this thread as part of a single mega-update.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4927 on: November 08, 2022, 02:00:28 pm »

The DF suggestions forum should be shut down and it (and Toady’s notes) should be purged.

Toady should wipe his memory as well, in case he remembers any ideas that were suggested here.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4928 on: November 09, 2022, 02:56:52 am »

In order to prevent Toady from ever potentially finding this thread after the mind wipe we go back in time and prevent him from being born.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4929 on: November 09, 2022, 07:13:23 am »

In order to prevent Toady from ever potentially finding this thread after the mind wipe we go back in time and prevent him from being born
--by assigning his mother & father more additional labors, so that they're never both On Break at the same time, and thus never get married.


New Suggestion: We all send Toady & Threetoe thousands of new DF screenshots, showing various types of fort design. Toady then feeds all of these into an AI, until it learns to design fortresses without human input. Do the same thing with different sorts of terrain, and thus replace the whole tedious, cumbersome worldgen process with a much faster approximation. Put them together, and Toady could automate the entire game, with no player required.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4930 on: November 09, 2022, 07:23:26 am »

New Suggestion: We all send Toady & Threetoe thousands of new DF screenshots, showing various types of fort design. Toady then feeds all of these into an AI, until it learns to design fortresses without human input. Do the same thing with different sorts of terrain, and thus replace the whole tedious, cumbersome worldgen process with a much faster approximation. Put them together, and Toady could automate the entire game, with no player required.


This is a god-tier suggestion. What is it doing here?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4931 on: November 09, 2022, 10:29:28 pm »

Toady One should implement all possible metals.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4932 on: November 10, 2022, 05:16:19 am »

Toady One should implement all possible metals.

Yes
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4933 on: November 10, 2022, 05:45:25 am »

Toady should implement Metallica (the heavy metal band) as well.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4934 on: November 11, 2022, 02:41:06 am »

Toady should add a way to enrich uranium so dwarves can build a real dwarven reactor.
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