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[martinuzz]

Vomit brewing

[brewer bob]

Wool production should require fulling and for this you have to collect urine from your dwarves. (Okay, I actually want this in the game but...)

[Eric Blank]

I would assume that's wrapped up in the spinning step and abstracted. You don't want to have to store buckets of piss

[Starver]

I would assume that's wrapped up in the spinning step and abstracted. You don't want to have to store buckets of piss^{[citation needed]}

[A_Curious_Cat]

I would assume that's wrapped up in the spinning step and abstracted. You don't want to have to store buckets of piss^{[citation needed]}

See under “Scourcing”.



Edit:

Also implement nitre beds, for which the dwarves need to gather excrement.

[brewer bob]

You don't want to have to store buckets of piss

But that was exactly the point of the suggestion! 

(Except I was thinking more of barrels rather than buckets...)

[King Zultan]

Some dwarves will switch barrels of piss with barrels of booze in the tavern as a joke. Some dwarves will prefer to drink piss over booze, these dwarves are considered weird and others get bad thoughts from being around them when they drink piss.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should dilute alcohol with piss before drinking it.

[Eric Blank]

DwarvesElves should dilute alcohol with piss before drinking it.

Fixed

Dwarves should find this behavior extremely insulting and immediately escalate to no-quarters combat.

[Bumber]

All brewable plants are naturally diluted with piss.

[jipehog]

Some dwarves will switch barrels of piss with barrels of booze in the tavern as a joke. Some dwarves will prefer to drink piss over booze, these dwarves are considered weird and others get bad thoughts from being around them when they drink piss.

That is not dwarves taking the piss, that is renewable energy science! Two pints of that and you will be running to the toilet and recycle it for the next batch. This yellow, fizzy home-brew could also be marketed to visiting elves!

[King Zultan]

Some dwarves will switch barrels of piss with barrels of booze in the tavern as a joke. Some dwarves will prefer to drink piss over booze, these dwarves are considered weird and others get bad thoughts from being around them when they drink piss.

That is not dwarves taking the piss, that is renewable energy science! Two pints of that and you will be running to the toilet and recycle it for the next batch. This yellow, fizzy home-brew could also be marketed to visiting elves!

It is truly the only drink elves deserve to be served.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Urist likes cheap American beer because it’s recyclable.

[brewer bob]

When a dwarf who wants to see nature turned into a mining pit realizes that their booze piss-drinking habits is recycling, he'll go berserk and try to destroy all the piss booze barrels.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

A dwarf who wants to see nature turned into a great big mining pit should be able to make progress towards this goal. How close they get to succeeding depends largely on how much support they get from like-minded individuals.