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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 476613 times)

brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5235 on: January 23, 2023, 10:20:47 pm »
Quote from: Salmeuk on January 23, 2023, 09:52:48 pm
sock-based achievements? I would try that on for size in a heartbeat.
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Ok, this might just make me change my mind and stop me from absolutely detesting achievements.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5236 on: January 24, 2023, 12:01:06 am »
In a bid to promote the new sock-based achievements, Toady One authorizes and encourages the creation of sock puppet accounts on the forums.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5237 on: January 24, 2023, 02:30:31 am »
I demand that Toady make official Dwarf Fortress Socks for us to fight over!
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5238 on: January 24, 2023, 04:49:52 am »
The sad thing is I think I'd actually buy and wear DF-branded socks without hesitation.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5239 on: January 24, 2023, 05:03:01 am »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on January 24, 2023, 04:49:52 am
The sad thing is I think I'd actually buy and wear DF-branded socks without hesitation.
This is how you know you're really a dwarf on the inside when you desire socks.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5240 on: January 24, 2023, 10:22:45 am »
Footwear I hope, I didn't not ordere a chippendale muppet show
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5241 on: January 24, 2023, 10:58:54 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 24, 2023, 02:30:31 am
I demand that Toady make official Dwarf Fortress Socks for us to fight over!

This is in the wrong thread! It's not a terrible suggestion, it's a great idea.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5242 on: January 24, 2023, 02:53:39 pm »
The spherical nature of body parts used by the game should be reflected in their sprites.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5243 on: January 25, 2023, 05:27:17 am »
Quote from: Orange-of-Cthulhu on January 24, 2023, 10:58:54 am
This is in the wrong thread! It's not a terrible suggestion, it's a great idea.
To make it terrible again, we need the elf nose warmer collection too
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5244 on: January 25, 2023, 05:53:41 am »
We should try to hook up Bill Gates and Toady for additional money for DF development.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5245 on: January 25, 2023, 06:37:05 am »
Quote from: Nordlicht on January 25, 2023, 05:53:41 am
We should try to hook up Bill Gates and Toady for additional money for DF development.
This is not terrible, it's horrible!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5246 on: January 25, 2023, 06:58:59 am »
Dwarf fortress need banks
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5247 on: January 25, 2023, 01:23:49 pm »
Make it so that dwarves are using all their time constantly running around moving coins from place to place until the user’s cpu overheats.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5248 on: January 25, 2023, 02:03:32 pm »
Just make banks to divide stacks of coins into individuals to make the coin melting exploit less labor intensive on the users end. They don't need any other functionality.
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5249 on: January 26, 2023, 02:50:23 am »
Forget about the economy altogether coins exist only for melting exploits.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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