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[jipehog]

How about piggy bank shaped furnace? You feed it coins and it shits bricks

[Egan_BW]

Dwarves automatically seek out game design exploits and use them whether you want them to or not.

[Bumber]

Mountain gnomes now steal underpants instead of booze.

Cavern gnomes with blue skin live inside mushtrees. Every other word they say is some variant of "gnome".

[jipehog]

We need a TrojanWagon, as the ostensibly innocent traders set to unpack, gnome rise from the stinking pile of XXunderpantsXX in the wagons amd descent on the unsuspecting dwarves

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Some dwarves will develop a singular obsession with hunting cavern gnomes. These dwarves will also invariably have been adopted by a cat.

[brewer bob]

Some dwarves will develop a singular obsession with hunting cavern gnomes. These dwarves will also invariably have been adopted by a cat.

These dwarves will proudly drag the cavern gnome corpses to the office of the mayor or the meeting hall.

[Eric Blank]

Cavern gnomes are almost exclusively "male", with a rare few "females" . Canonically they reproduce asexually from infected mushrooms, but despite this "males" exhibit obvious attraction to "females" even though they are all incapable of copulation.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

A sufficiently large group of gnomes should have the ability to merge together into a megabeast.

[brewer bob]

<snip> infected mushrooms

Some dwarves like to attend psy-trance parties.

[King Zultan]

Some dwarves like to lick cavern gnomes for the chance they might get high off them.

[jipehog]

Mushrooms are fun, just imagine a Plum helmet man roleplaying Dr. Evil, having a vigorous back and forth with his sidekick Mini-Me

[A_Curious_Cat]

Create a new type of above-ground animal person that wears nothing but a bunch of plums smeared all over their head and keeps on insisting it’s a helmet.

[Resmisal]

Some dwarves will develop a singular obsession with hunting cavern gnomes. These dwarves will also invariably have been adopted by a cat.

Only cats can detect gnomes.

[Starver]

There are all kinds of 'little folk' that only certain creatures can ever detect the prescence of. And almost every creature can detect at least one of these, and react accordingly (attack, flee, etc).

But, from the perspective of the player, you only get to see the resulting fuss, via the 'browniean motion'... Yes. Yes I did just set up a rather complex joke premise, just for that one brief lame punchline that I felt might need a wikilink to explain!

[King Zultan]

The player can only see those small creatures if they buy the DF branded small critter spotting googles for six easy payments of 69.99!