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[King Zultan]

Why stop at using dwarves as furniture, when we could build the entire fortress out of them, just imagine it dwarven floors, dwarven walls, and dwarven doors, it would be a sight to behold an entire fortress made of pure dwarves!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Wait…



What if we make the dwarves out of dwarves?

[brewer bob]

What if we make the dwarves out of dwarves?

So, like, make them actually produce new dwarf organisms by combining male and female reproductive cells?

That's disgusting (and unrealistic)!

[Starver]

Why stop at using dwarves as furniture, when we could build the entire fortress out of them, just imagine it dwarven floors, dwarven walls, and dwarven doors, it would be a sight to behold an entire fortress made of pure dwarves!

...reminds me of...
(Article spoils the whole plot, without even being a decent retelling, unfortunately. And needs grammatical editing. Caveat lector!)

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should be able to have preferences for medical casts.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves should be able to have preferences for medical casts.

Those dwarves will purposely break whatever limb is required for them to need this cast applied to their body.

[Nordlicht]

Dwarves hurt themselves so they don't have to work.
If you request a broker there is a 70% chance he will try to hurt himself by jumping down a cliff.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

These self-harming dwarves will make occasional and enigmatic references to something called "worker's compensation", but are incapable of elaborating on just what the fuck it is when asked by their superiors.

[SixOfSpades]

When a dwarf wearing at least 15 items of jewelry (or other crafts, such as figurines & large gems) dies, the game should play the sound effect of Sonic the Hedgehog dying & dropping all his rings.

[Laterigrade]

Dwarf Fortress needs an update. Dwarf Bunker is about you overseeing a community of doomsday preppers and the construction of their new underground utopia.

Vault Manager sounds like a good spin-off for Fallout.

there is a mobile game where you manage a vault, it’s 2D,3D(sprites can move past other sprites), there’s exploration, I can’t remember the name right now since it’s been a while since I played it. I’l, post the link to it when I figure it out or PM you the link to said game

I saw someone playing that a long time ago, and, having never really engaged with Fallout or any media related to it at all, somehow, I assumed that that was what Fallout was, and thought nothing more of it.

[Resmisal]

Add the plumber profession.
Example: Urist M. McPlumber saves the princess of the human Toadychair kingdom from the dragon Beu Sire.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Add the plumber profession.
Example: Urist M. McPlumber saves the princess of the human Toadychair kingdom from the dragon Beu Sire.

How long till we can play as the elf hero Urila and go on a quest to to save the elven princess Selera from the clutches of the evil Canon Dwarf, while constantly being pestered by our pet pixie Nawi?

[Resmisal]

Castes.

[King Zultan]

Add propane and propane accessories, any dwarf with hill in its name will be obsessed with propane and propane accessories.

[A_Curious_Cat]

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