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[PlumpHelmetMan]

Realistically, this is just unsustainable. There's simply no way the game development economy will be able to support graphics like these. Get ready for the total collapse of the industry, folks!

[brewer bob]

With the Myth and Magic update make all creatures come in various shapes and sizes. So, you could fight a dragon the size of a flea or an elf larger than a mountain.

They would naturally all still fit in one tile and only one creature on a tile can still stand.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Visually remove all controls, but leave all the code that responds to the mouse.  Also, get rid of the keyboard controls.

[King Zultan]

You know what sells games BIG JIGGLING ANIME TITTIES, with that in mind we should give everything in game BIG JIGGLING ANIME TITTIES, think of all the interest the game will get when they see how every block in our fortress's walls have BIG JIGGLING TITS!

[muldrake]

Visually remove all controls, but leave all the code that responds to the mouse.  Also, get rid of the keyboard controls.

The game should only respond to commands given by telekinesis and if you don't have that, tough luck.

[Eric Blank]

You know what sells games BIG JIGGLING ANIME TITTIES, with that in mind we should give everything in game BIG JIGGLING ANIME TITTIES, think of all the interest the game will get when they see how every block in our fortress's walls have BIG JIGGLING TITS!

I would say you're right but you forgot about the thicc thighs and calypigian buttocks

[King Zultan]

You know what sells games BIG JIGGLING ANIME TITTIES, with that in mind we should give everything in game BIG JIGGLING ANIME TITTIES, think of all the interest the game will get when they see how every block in our fortress's walls have BIG JIGGLING TITS!

I would say you're right but you forgot about the thicc thighs and calypigian buttocks

Damn it how could I forget about the THICCNESS and gargantuan asses, could people even handle the game if everything in it had BIG JIGGLING ANIME TITS, THICC THIGHS, and GARGANTUAN ASSES, I mean that much NICE could kill a man.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Anything made out of gneiss kills any male human who looks at it.

[brewer bob]

There should be brine in the game and you should be able to brine cloth.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Due to a typo in the games code, merchants will brine cloth instead of bringing it.

[Eric Blank]

Elven merchants should attempt to slip away from the depot when left unattended and sabotage the fortress by brining all the cloth, salting the fields, and eating unattended children.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Elven merchants should attempt to slip away from the depot when left unattended and sabotage the fortress by brining all the cloth, salting the fields, and eating unattended children.

This is supposed to be the terrible ideas thread!

[King Zultan]

Elven merchants should attempt to slip away from the depot when left unattended and sabotage the fortress by brining all the cloth, salting the fields, and eating unattended children.

This is supposed to be the terrible ideas thread!

I know how to fix it, obviously the elves pull out the children they've secretly brought with them and release them into your fortress when you're not looking.

[Uthimienure]

Elven merchants should attempt to slip away from the depot when left unattended and sabotage the fortress by brining all the cloth, salting the fields, and eating unattended children.

This is supposed to be the terrible ideas thread!

I know how to fix it, obviously the elves pull out the children they've secretly brought with them and release them into your fortress when you're not looking.

Another good suggestion!

[brewer bob]

Elven merchants should attempt to slip away from the depot when left unattended and sabotage the fortress by brining all the cloth, salting the fields, and eating unattended children.

This is supposed to be the terrible ideas thread!

I know how to fix it, obviously the elves pull out the children they've secretly brought with them and release them into your fortress when you're not looking.

Another good suggestion!

Someone should gather all the good suggestions from this thread and make a Good Suggestions Thread with them.