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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 477127 times)

brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5445 on: May 09, 2023, 11:54:46 pm »

Artifacts should only be created from components that are themselves artifacts.  If there are no artifacts available, the dwarf should go berserk and become super powerful and be able to kill every other dwarf in a single hit.

And the "single hit" means that when the dwarf punches anything (like a wall) every other dwarf dies.

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« Reply #5446 on: May 10, 2023, 12:48:56 am »

Artifacts should only be created from components that are themselves artifacts.  If there are no artifacts available, the dwarf should go berserk and become super powerful and be able to kill every other dwarf in a single hit.

And the "single hit" means that when the dwarf punches anything (like a wall) every other dwarf dies.
If the dwarf in question can't see any dwarves they can also punch any dwarf in the world with their minds, this attack has no range or cool down.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5447 on: May 10, 2023, 08:02:04 am »

Artifacts should only be created from components that are themselves artifacts.  If there are no artifacts available, the dwarf should go berserk and become super powerful and be able to kill every other dwarf in a single hit.

And the "single hit" means that when the dwarf punches anything (like a wall) every other dwarf dies.
If the dwarf in question can't see any dwarves they can also punch any dwarf in the world with their minds, this attack has no range or cool down.

If there are no other dwarves, they punch the player.
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« Reply #5448 on: May 10, 2023, 02:44:24 pm »

If there are no other dwarves, they punch the player.
If the player is actually an AI and can't be punched, the angry Urist should Thanos snap reality itself.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5449 on: May 11, 2023, 12:59:47 am »

All body plans should be simplified to a single core body part with a single tissue layer.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5450 on: May 14, 2023, 02:54:17 am »

Add silicosis to the game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5451 on: May 14, 2023, 03:22:58 am »

Add polio to the game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5452 on: May 14, 2023, 07:35:58 am »

Add amphetamine induced mass psychosis into the game.

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« Reply #5453 on: May 14, 2023, 03:29:56 pm »

Add amphibian induced mass psychosis into the players.
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« Reply #5454 on: May 14, 2023, 05:20:37 pm »

Done.
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« Reply #5455 on: May 15, 2023, 01:03:39 am »

Psychotropic mushrooms should be added to the game so dwarves can Eat their mushrooms.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5456 on: May 15, 2023, 11:26:27 am »

add hypnotoad
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« Reply #5457 on: May 16, 2023, 12:32:22 am »

There should be psychotropic plump helmet men.
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« Reply #5458 on: May 16, 2023, 02:10:02 am »

Give demons that are made out of non-solid materials the ability to pass through (and path through) fortifications.
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« Reply #5459 on: May 17, 2023, 01:00:16 am »

Give demons that are made out of solid materials the ability to pass through (and path through) fortifications.

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