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[Starver]

Those who favour their left hand can use a Guardian key, instead.

[Wolfkey]

Implement blockchain technology

[A_Curious_Cat]

Implement blockchain technology

Already in the game!

They can block other stuff as well!

[King Zultan]

Dwarves with legendary dodge skill can dodge the ground when they fall, they can even dodge the air which causes them to float, if proper precautions aren't taken they can float away and get stuck at the top of the map. The proper precautions to prevent this are to tie them to something heavy with ropes or chains.

[Egan_BW]

But they will simply dodge the chain?

[King Zultan]

Oh yeah the could couldn't they, well damn guess that means there's nothing to do to save them.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Deep in the depths of Dwarven mythology lies the prophecy of The One Who will come to Shave the Dwarves.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Deep in the depths of Dwarven mythology lies the prophecy of The One Who will come to Shave the Dwarves.

One Thing to Shave Them All

[PlumpHelmetMan]

A terrible suggestion procedural generator built into the DF code that implements one or more randomized terrible suggestions into each player world.

[King Zultan]

A terrible suggestion procedural generator built into the DF code that implements one or more randomized terrible suggestions into each player world.

Why stop at one per world when we could add six thousand each and every time you load a save.

[brewer bob]

A terrible suggestion procedural generator built into the DF code that implements one or more randomized terrible suggestions into each player world.

Why stop at one per world when we could add six thousand each and every time you load a save.

Or maybe six thousand per every tick?

[Salsa Gal]

A terrible suggestion procedural generator built into the DF code that implements one or more randomized terrible suggestions into each player world.

Use ChatGPT for the code so it gets more and more broken over time

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Use ChatGPT for everything in DF...

...judging by the other threads in this subforum it seems to be what everyone wants anyway.

[brewer bob]

Use ChatGPT for everything in DF...

Ditch DF and make a own version of ChatGPT called UristGPT that gives everything a dwarfy twist. That's what everyone wants anyway.

[King Zultan]

Use ChatGPT for everything in DF...

Ditch DF and make a own version of ChatGPT called UristGPT that gives everything a dwarfy twist. That's what everyone wants anyway.

We should also ditch the forum as well and replace it with an AI generated forum where we can read all the stories and posts made by various AI that are actually all the same AI called PathosGPT.