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[Urist Mchateselves]

Elves can now do the gangnam style. Everyone around them explodes when they do.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Milkable socks

[Egan_BW]

Socks are now megabeasts with the power to rend the earth asunder and chop dwarves in two. Dwarves will wish to wear them on their feet.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Manually implement every proposed implementation of automatically implementing everything in this thread and let the implementations all fight one another.

With freakin’ LASER BEAMS!!!,,!,!,!,!!!!

[King Zultan]

Dwarves should be given the ability to dab at each other, dwarves that are dabed at should imitatively seek out a way to kill themselves, dwarves that dab will also seek out a way to kill themselves.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should add random !!shit!! To the game.

[Eric Blank]

While not intentional, forgotten beasts made of filth can already be set on fire by dragons. You just need to engineer their meeting.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Since iron, steel and adamantine are magma safe, Toady should remove the ability to process them at magma workstations, because that would be unrealistic, and everyone knows that Dwarf fortress is 100% realistic.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Clowns now have access to copper picks, and can mine through the adamantine vein

[King Zultan]

All invaders should be given picks and legendary mining skill so they can mine right through all your defenses and dwarves.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should give up on the game in favor of selling cheap “copper” picks at exorbitant prices.  The fans do want as much immersion as possible, right?

[Urist Mchateselves]

Extreme realism: you get to feel each sensation your dwarves feel in real time, wether it’s chocking on miasma, drinking vomit, being turned into a thrall or my favourite, getting their arms ripped off by giant zombie elephants.

[Bralbaard]

Clowns now have access to copper picks, and can mine through the adamantine vein

I was distracted, possibly by a-curious-cat's avatar, and read that as 'Cats have access to copper picks' and I'm convinced that is an even better idea.

[brewer bob]

Cats should topple statues and destroy workshops.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Cats will now make a mad dash for your pickaxe to mine into the adamantine vein as soon as you embark.