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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 477126 times)

Uthimienure

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5835 on: March 27, 2024, 02:56:54 am »

Salt... salt for the pretzels must be allowed !!!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5836 on: March 27, 2024, 03:08:21 am »

No this is a terrible suggestion therefore no salt!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5837 on: March 27, 2024, 04:08:35 am »

The game should be renamed:

Slaves to Nosalt: God of Dough
Chapter III: Pretzel Factory

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5838 on: March 27, 2024, 09:06:48 pm »

I think it should be Saltok, since its a check to make sure the salt is still present.

(Note; The answer is still always 'no' but it still has to be checked. Or the game crashes.)
« Last Edit: March 27, 2024, 09:16:51 pm by Eric Blank »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5839 on: March 28, 2024, 09:11:51 am »

I think it should be Saltok, since its a check to make sure the salt is still present.

(Note; The answer is still always 'no' but it still has to be checked. Or the game crashes.)

The game crashes anyway, with or without the salt check.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5840 on: March 28, 2024, 04:41:40 pm »

This happens because it makes players salty, which satisfies the salt check, causing the crash.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5841 on: March 30, 2024, 03:21:39 pm »

Dwarves should be replaced with muppets that are constantly breaking out in song.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5842 on: April 02, 2024, 01:46:27 am »

Dwarves should be replaced with muppets that are constantly breaking out in song.
The songs are about how nothing gets done in the fort, and they do nothing while singing.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5843 on: April 02, 2024, 08:06:43 am »

When not singing, the only allowable job is writing songs
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5844 on: April 02, 2024, 08:40:11 pm »

We need Sleestak. 
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5845 on: April 03, 2024, 04:34:57 pm »

We need Sleestak. 

No.  We need Kats eels.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5846 on: April 03, 2024, 05:30:22 pm »

We need elven subspecies. Many, many of them. One for each type of tree, bush, grass, stone, animal, object- EVERYTHING.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5847 on: April 03, 2024, 08:08:54 pm »

Alternatively, we need exactly eleven elven subspecies.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5848 on: April 03, 2024, 08:38:04 pm »

All of them with added yeast.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5849 on: April 03, 2024, 11:03:08 pm »

Four of the elf subspecies need to be Top, Bottom, Strange, and Charmed respectively.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2024, 11:06:17 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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