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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 527958 times)

Urist Mchateselves

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6270 on: September 13, 2024, 09:15:00 am »

In a time before time I attacked me.

In a time before time an unknown creature attacked an unknown creature. I don’t care one way or another.
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If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

PlumpHelmetMan

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« Reply #6271 on: September 13, 2024, 03:20:00 pm »

In a time before time I attacked me.

In a time before time an unknown creature attacked an unknown creature. I don’t care one way or another.

It is sad but not unexpected.
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

Wolfkey

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« Reply #6272 on: September 13, 2024, 03:54:16 pm »

It was inevitable.
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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #6273 on: September 13, 2024, 09:55:06 pm »

It was inevitable.

Can you tell me where I can find myself?
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« Reply #6274 on: September 13, 2024, 10:08:28 pm »

It was inevitable.

Can you tell me where I can find myself?

Probably in the wilds or deep underground, but I can't be sure.
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callisto8413

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« Reply #6275 on: September 13, 2024, 11:10:46 pm »

Fortress mode needs to be able to make fireplaces.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #6276 on: September 14, 2024, 03:01:28 am »

Toady should implement flammability for dwarven beards so that dwarves that get to close to magma and fire will catch fire.
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Starver

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« Reply #6277 on: September 14, 2024, 03:52:15 am »

...solves the problem of whether there's "infravision" implemented, or there's actually torches/etc silently set up the tunnels you dig. Just have permanently smoldering beards..

(Adds a problem when trying to drink any of the more 'refined' types of alcohol, where they have to be very careful how they sip the spirit/whisky.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6278 on: September 14, 2024, 04:00:38 am »

Add spontaneous combustion to the game.

A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #6279 on: September 14, 2024, 08:38:40 am »

If you play the game, your computer spontaneously combusts.
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« Reply #6280 on: September 14, 2024, 10:32:15 am »

If you play the game, your computer spontaneously combusts.

Along with the player.
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Salmeuk

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« Reply #6281 on: September 14, 2024, 03:35:07 pm »

implement a second race of dwarf, called 'dworfs', that are generally 100-200 units smaller, culturally trend towards longer beard styles, and have a predilection for cave lobsters that overrides most other tastes. Also, every third child is born with eight eyes like a spider and no one really acknowledges this difference.

Once added to the game, never reference or mention the dworfs again, and never explain which dwarf race is the 'real' dwarf and which is the imposter.
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« Reply #6282 on: September 14, 2024, 07:31:39 pm »

Implement a race of “Dwelves” who live in the caverns and enforce mining quotas.
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« Reply #6283 on: September 14, 2024, 08:12:11 pm »

Add dozens of dwarven "subraces" that are all functionally the same but differ in some trivial detail of appearance, habitat, or culture. Then do the same with the other four civilized races.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #6284 on: September 17, 2024, 02:18:12 am »

Add dozens of subraces to the subraces that are all functionally the same but differ in some trivial way.

Never inform the player of the subraces or the subraces of those subraces.
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