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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 543595 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6420 on: November 14, 2024, 01:59:53 am »

I'm curious, why do you always call them "geldables"

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Geldability is simply a property of the lower body part, when you say geldables you're just talking about lower bodies. You should be explicit and say that the game should have cocks in it.

These?
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brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6421 on: November 14, 2024, 02:17:22 am »

Replace geldables in the game with male chickens.

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« Reply #6422 on: November 14, 2024, 02:36:54 am »

All creatures should have their genitals replaced with a live chicken, and if the chicken dies the creature it's attached to dies as well.
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« Reply #6423 on: November 14, 2024, 10:18:45 am »

All creatures should have their genitals replaced with a live chicken, and if the chicken dies the creature it's attached to dies as well.

It doesn't work the other way around, however. If the base creature dies, the chicken just detaches itself and becomes a normal chicken. In fact, that's where chickens come from.
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« Reply #6424 on: November 14, 2024, 10:45:28 am »

All creatures should have their genitals replaced with a live chicken, and if the chicken dies the creature it's attached to dies as well.

It doesn't work the other way around, however. If the base creature dies, the chicken just detaches itself and becomes a normal chicken. In fact, that's where chickens come from.

So that's not a problem, but choking the chicken would be?
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« Reply #6425 on: November 14, 2024, 10:51:16 am »

All creatures should have their genitals replaced with a live chicken, and if the chicken dies the creature it's attached to dies as well.

It doesn't work the other way around, however. If the base creature dies, the chicken just detaches itself and becomes a normal chicken. In fact, that's where chickens come from.

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King Zultan

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« Reply #6426 on: November 15, 2024, 03:06:38 am »

It's all fun and games until someone chokes someone elses chicken to death.

Also this seems like it'd make wrestling much more dangerous as someone who's strong enough could just punch everyone's chicken to death.
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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #6427 on: November 15, 2024, 10:28:51 am »

DF needs a Mii interface.  Of course, this means that it will have to be ported to Nintendo hardware…
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« Reply #6428 on: December 01, 2024, 08:22:03 pm »

Giant flying flesh eating goldfish. 
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