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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 586737 times)

Urist Mchateselves

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6465 on: January 21, 2025, 06:59:12 pm »

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« Reply #6466 on: January 21, 2025, 10:49:59 pm »

The game should allow you to butcher non-sapient forgotten beasts that are made out of flesh.



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King Zultan

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« Reply #6467 on: January 22, 2025, 02:45:14 am »

The game should allow you to butcher everything and turn the results into food, can't wait for marble and barrel roasts.
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B. Diamondshaker

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« Reply #6468 on: January 22, 2025, 12:55:44 pm »

Rocks are an excellent source of minerals after all
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« Reply #6469 on: January 22, 2025, 08:51:22 pm »

Rocks are an excellent source of minerals after all

And dwarven fortresses have lots of vegetables!
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« Reply #6470 on: January 26, 2025, 05:25:35 pm »

Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan link=topic=172537.msg8566999#msg8566999

In all seriousness I miss the opening cinematic, I'd hardly be against its re-implementation.
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Probably not a terrible suggestion, but I want the opening movie back, but instead it should play the moment you breach through the adamantine.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6471 on: January 26, 2025, 06:43:03 pm »

What did you do to those poor quote tags?!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6472 on: January 26, 2025, 09:02:49 pm »

Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan link=topic=172537.msg8566999#msg8566999

In all seriousness I miss the opening cinematic, I'd hardly be against its re-implementation.

Probably not a terrible suggestion, but I want the opening movie back, but instead it should play the moment you breach through the adamantine.
Or when the miner dies

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6473 on: January 26, 2025, 09:56:58 pm »

Official DF ringtones.
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PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6474 on: January 26, 2025, 11:50:02 pm »

Official DF ringtones.

I mean tbh I'd probably use them.
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« Reply #6475 on: January 27, 2025, 04:20:35 am »

What would they even sound like though? Mermaids being farmed?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6476 on: January 27, 2025, 01:07:16 pm »

What would they even sound like though? Mermaids being farmed?

I'm just picturing a snippet of the classic DF theme tune.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6477 on: January 28, 2025, 02:47:24 am »

I'd think they'd sound like the screams of dying dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6478 on: January 31, 2025, 09:07:52 am »

Make players pay a fee whenever their patron deity helps them in Adventure mode.
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« Reply #6479 on: January 31, 2025, 01:58:01 pm »

I want to be able to collect fees from my hearthspeople to help pay for the patron's services, and I also want to be able to collect a little bit of extra on the top for myself.
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