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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 51005 times)

PlumpHelmetMan

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« Reply #1080 on: November 08, 2019, 03:44:17 pm »

"Daddy, mommy tells me we haven't been allowed to trade with the elves in centuries. Why?"
"Son, in order to answer that question I need only direct you to the 20-mile-radius crater in the Dwarven Mountains".
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« Reply #1081 on: November 08, 2019, 05:55:34 pm »

Iím curious if someone could make a story about a human, goblin or kobold learning about the two types of living bombs that seem to be constantly at war with each other and having to search for a substance in the Abyss thst would protect the world from further explosions by encasing the two types of living bombs in a tomb of this substance. (The living bombs, of course being dwarves and elves)

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« Reply #1082 on: November 08, 2019, 06:27:35 pm »

Thanks for the D&D campaign idea. :P

Though for obvious reasons dwarves and elves would probably have to be houseruled out as player races (or not, if you like game-ending !!FUN!!)
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« Reply #1083 on: November 08, 2019, 09:10:22 pm »

Iím glad I helped with giving ideas.

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« Reply #1084 on: November 10, 2019, 06:42:50 am »

Death is an actual character that can be talked to, harmed, killed etc. It's immune to heat and traps, but is considered a gnome and can therefore be harmed with gnomeblight.
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« Reply #1085 on: November 10, 2019, 09:49:37 am »

These are cool ideas, What are some tips for generating novel ideas?

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« Reply #1086 on: November 10, 2019, 04:52:09 pm »

Death is an actual character that can be talked to, harmed, killed etc. It's immune to heat and traps, but is considered a gnome and can therefore be harmed with gnomeblight.
What happens when you kill Death? Is it like the Sims, where dead bodies remain forever and never decompose?
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« Reply #1087 on: November 10, 2019, 05:46:57 pm »

Death is an actual character that can be talked to, harmed, killed etc. It's immune to heat and traps, but is considered a gnome and can therefore be harmed with gnomeblight.
What happens when you kill Death? Is it like the Sims, where dead bodies remain forever and never decompose?
When you kill it, a random gnome is chosen to be the new Death.
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« Reply #1088 on: November 10, 2019, 08:39:08 pm »

So Death comes not only to claim your souls, but also your unguarded booze? Damn.
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« Reply #1089 on: November 10, 2019, 08:55:55 pm »

Dwarves are mortally terrified of elves, to the point of being unable to fight them or even trade with them.  The elves are personally offended by this.
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« Reply #1090 on: November 10, 2019, 09:20:01 pm »

Dwarves are mortally terrified of elves, to the point of being unable to fight them or even trade with them.  The elves are personally offended by this.
What with dwarves and elves able to explode, I am not surprised by this

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« Reply #1091 on: November 12, 2019, 11:57:49 am »

My manager sometimes leaves meetings, or doesn't show up to them. This should be fixed by escalating all meetings to "no quarter" immediately.
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« Reply #1092 on: November 12, 2019, 12:11:07 pm »

My manager sometimes leaves meetings, or doesn't show up to them. This should be fixed by escalating all meetings to "no quarter" immediately.
Would this not result in deaths?

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« Reply #1093 on: November 12, 2019, 06:54:06 pm »

My manager sometimes leaves meetings, or doesn't show up to them. This should be fixed by escalating all meetings to "no quarter" immediately.
Would this not result in deaths?
Only if you do it right.
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« Reply #1094 on: November 14, 2019, 01:55:25 pm »

My manager sometimes leaves meetings, or doesn't show up to them. This should be fixed by escalating all meetings to "no quarter" immediately.
Would this not result in deaths?

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