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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2115 on: September 13, 2020, 03:42:56 am »

Just like the other "men" made out of substances like "magma men" and "fire men" there are also men made out of every kind of booze.  So you could have "finger millet beer men" or "gutter cruor men."  If they are killed, which is quite easy, they turn into a unit of the liquor they are made of, which immediately falls onto the floor.  If they are attacked with or exposed to fire, they catch on fire and explode.
Sorry, this is the terrible suggestions thread. You seem to be in the wrong room, because that would be great. :P
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« Reply #2116 on: September 13, 2020, 06:52:51 am »

Add Godzilla.
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« Reply #2117 on: September 13, 2020, 10:05:59 am »

Multiply by Mothra, then take its modulus by Rodan.
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« Reply #2118 on: September 13, 2020, 12:23:08 pm »

Subtract Dwarves.
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« Reply #2119 on: September 13, 2020, 05:32:43 pm »

Multiply by Mothra, then take its modulus by Rodan.
Subtract Dwarves.
Divide by 0.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2120 on: September 13, 2020, 05:51:32 pm »

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Just like the other "men" made out of substances like "magma men" and "fire men" there are also men made out of every kind of booze.  So you could have "finger millet beer men" or "gutter cruor men."  If they are killed, which is quite easy, they turn into a unit of the liquor they are made of, which immediately falls onto the floor.  If they are attacked with or exposed to fire, they catch on fire and explode.

Dwarves go berserk upon seeing booze wasted on the floor.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2020, 06:09:36 pm by Bumber »
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« Reply #2121 on: September 14, 2020, 05:11:35 am »

Add a playable Booze man civilization, but you have to deal with dwarves that act like vampires and drink your citizens.
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« Reply #2122 on: September 14, 2020, 01:11:28 pm »

Add a playable Booze man civilization, but you have to deal with dwarves that act like vampires and drink your citizens.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2123 on: September 15, 2020, 06:29:56 am »

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole live animals.

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« Reply #2124 on: September 15, 2020, 02:11:36 pm »

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole live animals.

It actually sound like a good idea, especially if whales and elephants are falling.

I would suggest forgotten beasts and demons raining on sites.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2125 on: September 15, 2020, 05:19:45 pm »

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole undead animals.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2126 on: September 15, 2020, 05:28:08 pm »

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole live animals.

It actually sound like a good idea, especially if whales and elephants are falling.

I would suggest forgotten beasts and demons raining on sites.
if it rains whales you also have to contend with it raining bowls of petunias.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2127 on: September 15, 2020, 05:33:20 pm »

oh no

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« Reply #2128 on: September 16, 2020, 04:26:19 am »

Instead of raining blood in evil regions sometimes have rainfall of bodily fluids and other things that come from the body.

If you think dwarves get upset by water falling on them imagine how sad they'll become when it starts raining shit.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2129 on: September 16, 2020, 06:38:08 am »

I think that can happen in terrifying biomes, right?
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