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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 477738 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2955 on: February 05, 2021, 03:57:42 am »

For the 200th page, let's make something special.
Tell Tarn to at least add ONE (1) suggestion from this thread.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2956 on: February 05, 2021, 04:23:59 am »

Obviously the right choice is the body pillows with the sexy anime girls on them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2957 on: February 05, 2021, 04:44:23 am »

Obviously the right choice is the body pillows with the sexy anime girls on them.
Get a hold of yourself, weeb. It's obviously the Mini-Dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2958 on: February 05, 2021, 05:07:34 am »

But think of all the neck beards that'll want to play the game because of them!

Also not weeb.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2959 on: February 05, 2021, 05:22:08 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2960 on: February 05, 2021, 07:30:23 am »

But think of all the neck beards that'll want to play the game because of them!

Also not weeb.

Oh please, the last thing i'd want in the game is a bunch of unhealthy socialet who fantasizes on japanese comic women who all look and act the same! Let alone if they want all women to be cute girls with "big mommy milkers".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2961 on: February 05, 2021, 07:48:02 am »

One of the new spells in upcoming update would be heavily based on kamehameha.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2962 on: February 05, 2021, 05:32:22 pm »

I also vote mini-dwarves. Mini-dwarf hives raising vermin livestock, fighting off fairies and pixies. The tiniest drama to unfold.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2963 on: February 05, 2021, 06:21:59 pm »

I also vote mini-dwarves. Mini-dwarf hives raising vermin livestock, fighting off fairies and pixies. The tiniest drama to unfold.
And they need to be memorialized.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2964 on: February 05, 2021, 06:39:27 pm »

I also vote mini-dwarves. Mini-dwarf hives raising vermin livestock, fighting off fairies and pixies. The tiniest drama to unfold.

Dwarf Dwarves?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2965 on: February 05, 2021, 07:07:59 pm »

No. Giant dwarf dwarf dwarves. And dwarf dwarf giant dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2966 on: February 05, 2021, 08:49:59 pm »

Keistering stolen artifacts would sure make fort mode investigations more interesting. And think of the expanded storage space for adventurers.
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« Reply #2967 on: February 05, 2021, 11:10:08 pm »

Personally I really like the mini dwarves, probably the coolest terrible suggestion. Like a simulator in a simulator

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« Reply #2968 on: February 06, 2021, 02:26:09 am »

Keistering stolen artifacts would sure make fort mode investigations more interesting. And think of the expanded storage space for adventurers.

I’m having a hard time deciding between this and the mini-dwarves...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2969 on: February 06, 2021, 03:01:23 am »

But think of all the neck beards that'll want to play the game because of them!

Also not weeb.

Oh please, the last thing i'd want in the game is a bunch of unhealthy socialet who fantasizes on japanese comic women who all look and act the same! Let alone if they want all women to be cute girls with "big mommy milkers".
I didn't say in the game I meant on the forum and that's why its a terrible suggestion.

Also I vote for mini dwarves so I can have a fort within fort!
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