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rico6822

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3015 on: February 11, 2021, 09:20:03 pm »

Judging by recent political events I wonder if humans should be given a low median of tolerance personality.
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« Reply #3016 on: February 11, 2021, 11:16:28 pm »

When a human chats with another human, there is a 99% chance for them to start an argument instead of a normal conversation. More humans will tend to join in this argument, sometimes resulting in dozens of humans all arguing with each other. Arguing humans also have a chance to spontaneously burst into flames during arguments, and then proceed to burn to death(without lighting anything else on fire). Humans may also break out into lethal fist fights during arguments, though they usually just yell death threats at each other.
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« Reply #3017 on: February 12, 2021, 05:43:19 am »

When a human is near another human there is a chance that they'll immediately start attacking and trying to kill each other.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3018 on: February 12, 2021, 07:30:24 am »

Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact dwarves in disguise.

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« Reply #3019 on: February 12, 2021, 06:11:32 pm »

In order to speed up frame rate, everything should be displayed using character number 32 (0x20).  Displaying things with other characters is redundant as it doesn’t show any information that can’t be found by using ‘k’, ‘v’, ‘q’, ‘r’, ‘t’, or similar keys.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3020 on: February 13, 2021, 12:59:56 am »

Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact dwarves in disguise.

Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact elves in disguise.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3021 on: February 13, 2021, 01:23:04 am »

In order to speed up frame rate, everything should be displayed using character number 32 (0x20).  Displaying things with other characters is redundant as it doesn’t show any information that can’t be found by using ‘k’, ‘v’, ‘q’, ‘r’, ‘t’, or similar keys.

I feel that's most of the way to blind/low-vision DF, but done in the spirit of this thread. Don't render the main view, just hook a screen reader into DF and make it read out the output of the "k", "v", and other views, and you've basically got DF for the Blind.
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« Reply #3022 on: February 13, 2021, 02:19:04 am »

In order to speed up frame rate, everything should be displayed using character number 32 (0x20).  Displaying things with other characters is redundant as it doesn’t show any information that can’t be found by using ‘k’, ‘v’, ‘q’, ‘r’, ‘t’, or similar keys.

I feel that's most of the way to blind/low-vision DF, but done in the spirit of this thread. Don't render the main view, just hook a screen reader into DF and make it read out the output of the "k", "v", and other views, and you've basically got DF for the Blind.

Well... except for the fact that those can’t be output (as is) using a screen reader.  Probably not impossible though...
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« Reply #3023 on: February 13, 2021, 03:14:00 am »

Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact dwarves in disguise.

Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact elves in disguise.
Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact robots in disguise.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3024 on: February 13, 2021, 12:21:33 pm »

Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact dwarves in disguise.
Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact elves in disguise.
Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact robots in disguise.
Some wagons and siege engines are actually robots in disguise.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3025 on: February 13, 2021, 01:23:51 pm »

Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact dwarves in disguise.
Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact elves in disguise.
Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact robots in disguise.
Some wagons and siege engines are actually robots in disguise.
The new interface will feature many deceptive icons!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3026 on: February 13, 2021, 04:06:39 pm »

Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact dwarves in disguise.
Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact elves in disguise.
Some humans will spread news that other humans are in fact robots in disguise.
Some wagons and siege engines are actually robots in disguise.
The new interface will feature many deceptive icons!
A new endgame scenario will feature an immense unicorn that will ingest the entire world.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3027 on: February 15, 2021, 10:47:25 pm »

The most common creation myth is that the world is a spec of poo farted out by the great astral unicorn, tooter of all the cosmos.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3028 on: February 16, 2021, 01:05:27 am »

Universicorn

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3029 on: February 16, 2021, 08:57:51 pm »

Whenever the number of vampires in an ocean region tile drops below a certain number, a new vampire is created ex nihilo in that region tile.

Similarly, new vampires should be created in a region tile that includes a volcano if their numbers drop below a certain point.
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