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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 173569 times)

JAL28

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3030 on: February 17, 2021, 01:05:29 am »

Universicorn

Armok is revealed to be a towering unicorn.
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« Reply #3031 on: February 17, 2021, 02:26:10 am »

Universicorn

Armok is revealed to be a towering unicorn.

That is also pink and invisible!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3032 on: February 17, 2021, 03:02:25 am »

If Armok is displeased with your turtling and hiding behind traps, he will transform part of your population into ponies. The ponies will generate memes that become intrusively ingrained in the minds of dwarves, who will be driven to random acts of violence out of frustration.

"If I hear one more word about 'lolcats' I swear I'm gonna punch someone!"
« Last Edit: February 17, 2021, 03:04:23 am by Eric Blank »
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3033 on: February 17, 2021, 03:31:43 pm »

Dwarves can have a preference for hickory smoked horse buttholes.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3034 on: February 17, 2021, 08:10:51 pm »

Dwarves can have a preference for hickory smoked horse buttholes.
They also get terribly upset if they catch you trying to substitute hickory smoked cow buttholes.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3035 on: February 20, 2021, 06:32:28 pm »

Dwarves can have a preference for hickory smoked horse buttholes.
They also get terribly upset if they catch you trying to substitute hickory smoked cow buttholes.
i don't know what this is a reference to and i'm not sure i want to know.

Stairs and ramps are removed, instead dwarves now have to create explosions to propel themselves to higher levels. they are not protected from the explosions and there's a good chance they will explode into giblets if they do it too many times in a row
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After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3036 on: February 20, 2021, 06:48:53 pm »

Wait, is that a reference to Team Fortress 2 lore?!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3037 on: February 23, 2021, 03:57:47 am »

"That engineer visitor is a spy!"
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3038 on: February 23, 2021, 09:03:46 pm »

Dwarves can have a preference for hickory smoked horse buttholes.
They also get terribly upset if they catch you trying to substitute hickory smoked cow buttholes.
i don't know what this is a reference to and i'm not sure i want to know.

An old youtube poop called doctor tran. Its funny, while.youre ten years old.
One of the kids in my middle school class brought it up, but also mentioned the additional "hickory smoked bear vaginas" which im convinced he made up.
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3039 on: February 23, 2021, 10:59:26 pm »

Dwarves can have a preference for hickory smoked horse buttholes.
They also get terribly upset if they catch you trying to substitute hickory smoked cow buttholes.
i don't know what this is a reference to and i'm not sure i want to know.

An old youtube poop called doctor tran. Its funny, while.youre ten years old.
One of the kids in my middle school class brought it up, but also mentioned the additional "hickory smoked bear vaginas" which im convinced he made up.
...so thatís where that came from...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3040 on: February 26, 2021, 05:44:20 am »

Every now and then, there would be a huge cylinder being thrown out from Space, containing a weird octopus with a beak, a digging machine, and a strange machine with three legs.
They are [HOSTILE].
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3041 on: February 26, 2021, 05:53:54 am »

Plump helmet men should sometimes spawn in farm plots when farmers are harvesting, they should also have switchblades large daggers when they spawn so they can stab the unsuspecting farmers.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when youíre done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3042 on: February 26, 2021, 05:55:38 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3043 on: February 28, 2021, 06:50:28 pm »

Make vampires exclusively drink cheesemakers and other unwanted professions. Villains exclusively steal low-value items which are impacting FPS. Dwarves no longer try to stop babysnatchers from taking useless children. Night Trolls will now show up in fort mode to kidnap nobles who make unreasonable demands.
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« Reply #3044 on: March 01, 2021, 03:31:53 am »

Plump helmet men should sometimes spawn in farm plots when farmers are harvesting, they should also have switchblades large daggers when they spawn so they can stab the unsuspecting farmers.
Plump helmet men should be able to make pipe bombs.
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