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Laterigrade

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3045 on: March 02, 2021, 06:34:49 pm »

Dwarves can have a preference for hickory smoked horse buttholes.
They also get terribly upset if they catch you trying to substitute hickory smoked cow buttholes.
i don't know what this is a reference to and i'm not sure i want to know.

An old youtube poop called doctor tran. Its funny, while.youre ten years old.
One of the kids in my middle school class brought it up, but also mentioned the additional "hickory smoked bear vaginas" which im convinced he made up.
...so that’s where that came from...
For some reason I misread that, and saw ‘so that’s where that cat came from’ and I was, quite justifiably, fairly horrified.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3046 on: March 02, 2021, 08:34:12 pm »

It's quite rare to find a cat up a horses' butt, yes.

Hyenas regularly inhabit dead elephants buttholes. When butchering elephants, there is a chance for a hyena to spawn.
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« Reply #3047 on: March 03, 2021, 03:42:02 am »

When threatened a dwarf can hide in the butthole of any creature larger then them.
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« Reply #3048 on: March 03, 2021, 05:02:09 am »

It's quite rare to find a cat up a horses' butt, yes.
I don't believe you've tested this assumption enough to be sure.

(Terrible Suggestion: Anything that does happen by chance also records how many times it has happened/been possible. Before each further test, it recalculates the possibilities for this test based upon a semi-randomised meta-likelihood of what the prior Bayesian possibility might reasonably and consistently have been to have given any/all the prior results. It is stored independent of game-saves, and totally negates the Gambler's Fallacy.)
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« Reply #3049 on: March 03, 2021, 11:31:17 pm »

The game menu needs three separate options for artifacts.

One of these buttons would be for artifacts created via moods.  Another would be for books and scrolls and so forth. And the third one would be for named weapons.

To keep things simple, each option should take you to a screen that is exactly like the screens of the other options (except for the content) and each of the three options should, of course, read simply “Artifacts”.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3050 on: March 07, 2021, 09:33:28 am »

Like the copy protection of old DF now asks for a certain word to be entered on startup.

From a random daily newspaper published in the last 100 years.

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« Reply #3051 on: March 08, 2021, 03:51:08 am »

That doesn't sound secure enough though we need a ten digit code that's randomly generated every time you start the game, and to further increase the security there are no hints for the code and the code isn't stored anywhere.
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« Reply #3052 on: March 08, 2021, 09:13:04 am »

That sounds user-unfriendly. You need one of those token-cards that shows a revolving ten digit code when you depress an inset button, changing every few seconds. This number helps you as it is guaranteed to be not the one you currently need, thus narrowing your options and increasing your ability to start it up.
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« Reply #3053 on: March 08, 2021, 12:34:43 pm »

The game needs to add jobs that can only be completed by the animal-man variants of aquatic creatures.
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« Reply #3054 on: March 08, 2021, 03:45:41 pm »

The game needs to add jobs that can only be completed by the animal-man variants of aquatic creatures.

Such as underwater basket weaving. Regular basket weaving doesn't exist.
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« Reply #3055 on: March 09, 2021, 01:46:55 am »

The game needs to add jobs that can only be completed by the animal-man variants of aquatic creatures.

Such as underwater basket weaving. Regular basket weaving doesn't exist.
We also need to give them the toaster repair skill, as I heard toasters love being underwater and things things love to be in water with toasters.
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« Reply #3056 on: March 09, 2021, 03:09:40 am »

The game needs to add jobs that can only be completed by the animal-man variants of aquatic creatures.

Such as underwater basket weaving. Regular basket weaving doesn't exist.
We also need to give them the toaster repair skill, as I heard toasters love being underwater and things things love to be in water with toasters.

I don’t know what “things things” are, but they need to be in the game!
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« Reply #3057 on: March 09, 2021, 07:06:58 pm »

Fisherdwarves can now catch (xLeather bootsx) and (xRubber wagon tiresx) while fishing.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #3058 on: March 12, 2021, 04:54:09 am »

The game should allow players to make steam by mixing magma and water.  As a reward for this achievement, the steam should immediately turn into a high value type of stone.  Also, just for aesthetic reasons, magma tubes and the magma sea should be surrounded with this same type of stone.
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« Reply #3059 on: March 12, 2021, 11:57:27 am »

The game should allow players to make steam by mixing magma and water.  As a reward for this achievement, the steam should immediately turn into a high value type of stone.  Also, just for aesthetic reasons, magma tubes and the magma sea should be surrounded with this same type of stone.
...which should be microcline.

To indicate microcline's new special high-value status, its symbol in unmined form should be changed to the pound sign.
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