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[King Zultan]

Dwarves should be able to create and play board games, and if they lose these board games this should cause them to tantrum and attack who ever won the game.

[Nordlicht]

Have steam achievements for posting stupid stuff on this forum and destroying the DF community.

[Fikilili]

Elves will condemn Dwarves for saying the K word.

[nezclaw]

Elves will condemn Dwarves for saying the K word.

Kerbal?

[Fikilili]

Elves will condemn Dwarves for saying the K word.

Kerbal?

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Knife-ear

[Bumber]

Elves block the travel of dwarves and humans through the forest, demanding shrubberies.

Dwarves should be able to create and play board games, and if they lose these board games this should cause them to tantrum and attack who ever won the game.

They can also flip the table if it's going badly, resulting in a crime of vandalism.

[King Zultan]

Elves block the travel of dwarves and humans through the forest, demanding shrubberies.

They can also say nee at anyone that doesn't give one, this also causes harm to people near by.

[nezclaw]

dwarves can and will curl up into a ball and turn into a stone wall when distressed/threatened. they remain aware of whats around them but cannot be moved or mined.

[SixOfSpades]

Dwarves with extremely high Analytical Ability can become aware that they are in a game, and actually mod the game to suit their preferences. Depending on their Focus, the scope of this modding might be limited to just their current fort, or their entire civilization, or all civs in the world . . . or even all future games prior to a full re-install. The nature of the mod is guided by their Creativity and their personality traits. A dwarf who values Eloquence might grant animals, artworks, and even plants the ability to speak. A dwarf with high Ambition suddenly becomes a noble--and perhaps then feels rather disappointed, if there's no higher rank to achieve. A dwarf with a high Lust propensity & low Decorum might choose to erase other dwarves' psychological needs to remain clothed. A dwarf obsessed with escaping death might simply choose to become immortal, skipping necromancy. A dwarf who would just as soon have nature and the great outdoors burned to ashes and converted into a great mining pit . . . you get the idea.

[Fikilili]

Add powder that makes dwarves intelligent.

[Starver]

Dwarf Fortress may accidentally reveal to random players that they are characters in a simulation that are being used as additional clock elements in a mechano-fluidic Dwarven Computer.

This might cause them to misbehave, which the dwarves may notice and

[LordBaal]

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/confirmed-we-live-in-a-simulation/

Is no fucking joke dudes.

[Azerty]

Dwarves with extremely high Analytical Ability can become aware that they are in a game, and actually mod the game to suit their preferences. Depending on their Focus, the scope of this modding might be limited to just their current fort, or their entire civilization, or all civs in the world . . . or even all future games prior to a full re-install. The nature of the mod is guided by their Creativity and their personality traits. A dwarf who values Eloquence might grant animals, artworks, and even plants the ability to speak. A dwarf with high Ambition suddenly becomes a noble--and perhaps then feels rather disappointed, if there's no higher rank to achieve. A dwarf with a high Lust propensity & low Decorum might choose to erase other dwarves' psychological needs to remain clothed. A dwarf obsessed with escaping death might simply choose to become immortal, skipping necromancy. A dwarf who would just as soon have nature and the great outdoors burned to ashes and converted into a great mining pit . . . you get the idea.

Some sentients who attained an extremely very high level in some magical fields related to creation might become able to modify the game after attaining divintiy. It sounds like a good idea, and the "all future games" part made it worthy of this thread.

[King Zultan]

All dwarves should have their personalities altered so they're always angry, hate everything, and turn hostile at the sight of another dwarf.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Invaders have x-ray vision allowing them to see the internal layout of your fortress and better direct their tunneling efforts.  Also, when they look at a dwarf, that dwarf develops symptoms of radiation poisoning and may also develop cancer.