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[Azerty]

Dwarves should be able to make crafts out of ear wax

Indeed, spermacetti should be added as another source of wax.

[Nordlicht]

We have barrels of prepared ant brain - but have you considered barrels full of fruit fly sperm?

[EuchreJack]

Not enough barrels of prepared dwarf brain...

[Eric Blank]

A dwarf is a barrel of prepared dwarf brain. It's even pickled.

[A_Curious_Cat]

A dwarf is a barrel of prepared dwarf brain. It's even pickled.

Sigged!

[King Zultan]

Magic potions that require a barrel of dwarf sperm to make.

[Mobbstar]

Please implement some sort of fragmentation grenade for siege engines, so we may finally play dwarven bowling.

[Strik3r]

Unicorn piss can be used for making potent healing and/or fertility potions.

[Fikilili]

After the graphic update is done, Tarn should just shift his attention towards a Kobold Camp update.

[Starver]

Co-op multiplayer is mandatory, with Play-By-Email as the only connection option.

[methylatedspirit]

How would they know if you're not just playing with yourself?

[A_Curious_Cat]

How would they know if you're not just playing with yourself?

Fishing now requires bait.  A separate type of bait is required for every kind of fish and each type of bait is made automatically if the type of fish it is for can conceivably exist on the map.  The types and numbers of these baits present in a particular fortress are available to view by other players.

If the game detects that a player is playing with themselves, the game begins spawning a type of fish called an “Eyemaster” in all of the players fortresses.

[King Zultan]

How would they know if you're not just playing with yourself?

The game is reconfigured to only let you play it while your playing with yourself, plus it's also multiplayer only.

[A_Curious_Cat]

New creature:  Woodchuck.

Throws [geldable]s when disturbed.

[DwarfStar]

All items in the game should experience wear, even furniture. Frequent use or exposure to water should accelerate wear. Dwarves should get unhappy thoughts from seeing worn furniture, requiring you to periodically replace it. Also, when machine parts need to be replaced, the machine should have to be shut down first or it should have a chance of injuring the dwarf, dependent on mechanics skill.