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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3870 on: October 27, 2021, 04:23:16 pm »

Dwarves encountering tame animals that have the [LARGE_PREDATOR] tag, should become alarmed, cancel their current task, and either flee or attempt to fight and kill the animal.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3871 on: October 28, 2021, 10:35:57 am »

Dwarves encountering tame animals that have the [LARGE_PREDATOR] tag, should become alarmed, cancel their current task, and either flee or attempt to fight and kill the animal.

A third viable behaviour is to freeze in place and wait until the predator and its motion-based sight have left.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3872 on: October 28, 2021, 01:47:28 pm »

Dwarves encountering tame animals that have the [LARGE_PREDATOR] tag, should become alarmed, cancel their current task, and either flee or attempt to fight and kill the animal.

A third viable behaviour is to freeze in place and wait until the predator and its motion-based sight have left.

Additionally, re-add "the hyper-slow [MEANDERER]" bug as a feature.
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« Reply #3873 on: October 28, 2021, 02:20:31 pm »

Following Google's corporate holding rebrand to Alphabet, and Facebook's to Meta, Bay12 will henceforth be officially known as UNIVAC. (Universal Nonending Infinite Vastness Across Cosmoses... Cosmoi..? Cosmen.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3874 on: October 28, 2021, 03:04:27 pm »

Dwarf are actually used to mine cryptocurrency.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3875 on: October 28, 2021, 04:03:17 pm »

Dwarves are cryptocurrency. You have to pay in crypto for migrants and babies, $5 a pop.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3876 on: October 28, 2021, 07:12:17 pm »

Toady One should incorporate procedurally-generated C++ expressions into the code of the game.

Toady One should pause development to implement a Scamps AI into the game, which can add its own C++ code via physics simulation of a cat stepping on a keyboard.
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« Reply #3877 on: October 29, 2021, 02:29:51 am »

All future content should be randomly generated by having scamps roll around on the keyboard.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3878 on: October 29, 2021, 08:46:21 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3879 on: November 01, 2021, 04:16:07 pm »

Toady One should add himself.

"The mastermind behind the numbers game. A towering toad twisted into humanoid form. He wields a giant, glimmering warhammer made of unknown black metal, with countless inscriptions engraved upon it in shimmering lines.

He types and codes in deliberate ways. He is making a menacing pose with his weapon. He looks pissed."
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3880 on: November 01, 2021, 04:20:22 pm »

"He looks pissed."

"He rocks back and forth rhythmically, as though he needs to piss."


(I do that too sometimes, it is simply an itch to move or walk about, and perfectly okay.  Love you, Toady.  Keep being awesome!)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3881 on: November 02, 2021, 01:07:51 am »

Seems like anything that gets hit with that hammer should just instantly die, like they've been banned from life.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3882 on: November 05, 2021, 09:59:40 am »

Why there are no giant variants of giant creatures?

Like a Giant Giant Leopard, or a Giant Giant Sperm Whale?

Or a Giant FB or Titan?

How about Giant Dwarves that are more agressive and need more alcohol?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3883 on: November 05, 2021, 11:28:11 am »

There are too many giant creatures.  It almost doubles the amount of existing creatures without actually adding variety or diversity to them.  Thus, all giant variants should be summed up into one generic giant creature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3884 on: November 05, 2021, 03:45:32 pm »

Add giant giants.
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