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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 250781 times)

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3915 on: November 23, 2021, 10:21:28 pm »

You're encouraged to set your pets loose on the dresser every once in a while to simulate megabeast attacks.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3916 on: November 23, 2021, 11:44:50 pm »

We are not responsible for any deaths of pets or mini-dwarves during these attacks.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3917 on: November 24, 2021, 12:51:08 am »

Oh god! Fluffy! They're putting your corpse in the tavern!!

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« Reply #3918 on: November 24, 2021, 01:28:55 am »

Oh god! Fluffy! They're putting your corpse in the tavern!!
Masterwork fluffy meals are quite good though.
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« Reply #3919 on: November 24, 2021, 03:13:52 am »

The Fluffy roasts are the best part of having mini dwarves living in your house!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3920 on: November 24, 2021, 03:34:47 am »

The thin layer of magma inexplicably covering every surface lies in a distinctly distant second, or maybe third, place.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3921 on: November 24, 2021, 09:51:51 am »

The floor is magma?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3922 on: November 25, 2021, 12:17:18 am »

Yeah, I fell down.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3923 on: November 26, 2021, 08:00:20 am »

To add to the miniature creatures suggestion, I propose that like normal creatures, giant and miniature creatures should also have their own miniature and giant versions, respectively.

A giant miniature lion would be the size of a normal lion. So would be a miniature giant lion.

If someone manages to gather a normal sized, and these two varieties of a single creature in fortress or adventure mode and bring them all on one single tile, a black hole will open out of sheer redundancy.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3924 on: November 26, 2021, 02:18:51 pm »

Werebeasts should be displayed with more muted colors and should be limited in the amount of coins and other item they can obtain.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3925 on: November 27, 2021, 03:09:20 am »

There should be inanimate object versions of werebeasts, so your fort can be over run with weremugs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3926 on: November 27, 2021, 05:44:38 am »

There should be inanimate object versions of werebeasts, so your fort can be over run with weremugs.

This naturally includes doors and workshops that as building destroyers will try to destroy themselves.
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« Reply #3927 on: November 28, 2021, 05:41:38 pm »

If a player is bitten by said miniwerebeast will he turn into mini beast or real size or the degree of transformations are miniature?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3928 on: November 29, 2021, 07:31:32 am »

If a player is bitten by said miniwerebeast will he turn into mini beast or real size or the degree of transformations are miniature?

miniwerebeast

However, there is also a weremini curse, which doesn't actually transform the afflicted creature, instead shrinks it down every full moon.
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« Reply #3929 on: November 29, 2021, 07:42:05 am »

Or it has a mini effect like if you are a miniwerewolf every fullmoon your hair becomes longer by 2-3 milimeters and you prefer a steak a little bit less cooked.
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