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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 477960 times)

Starver

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4080 on: January 11, 2022, 11:17:14 am »

The letter "ł" is then randomly inserted into Dłwaf Fołtessł
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4081 on: January 11, 2022, 11:25:51 am »

Buows get ewoked to estict evey ceatue, theeby focing feals and caven tibes into you libay, taven, o baacks to spa.

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« Reply #4082 on: January 11, 2022, 08:35:49 pm »

Vegan teachers.
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« Reply #4083 on: January 12, 2022, 02:11:44 am »

Why just teachers why not all dwarves, and combine that with a rework of farming to make it more difficult.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #4084 on: January 12, 2022, 03:24:50 am »

Make all intelligent creatures vegans...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4085 on: January 13, 2022, 11:11:47 am »


I would love having palanquins in the game. My noble dorfs shouldn't have to walk everywhere.

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Mobbstar

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4086 on: January 13, 2022, 11:59:17 am »

A sufficiently strong dwarf can carry a palanquin and its occupant alone.

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« Reply #4087 on: January 13, 2022, 03:37:20 pm »

A sufficiently strong dwarf can carry a palanquin and its occupant alone.

My dorfs probably would choose lead as a building material and adorn the lead palanquin with bands of cobaltite.
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« Reply #4088 on: January 13, 2022, 05:04:08 pm »

A sufficiently strong dwarf can carry a palanquin and its occupant alone.
A sufficiently strong dwarf can carry the palanquin within which they are the occupant...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4089 on: January 13, 2022, 05:32:31 pm »

Clowns could use litters carried by goblins through stairs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4090 on: January 14, 2022, 03:12:24 am »

Clowns are changed into actual clowns who after entering the world travel around the world in a circus troupe.

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« Reply #4091 on: January 14, 2022, 03:16:06 am »

Clowns are changed into actual clowns who after entering the world travel around the world in a circus troupe.
This doesn't stop dwarves from being terrified of them.
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« Reply #4092 on: January 14, 2022, 03:45:47 am »

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The known laws of aviation have it that a bee should not be able to fly. Their wings should be deleted.

Oh they are able to fly, but they still violate the laws. Bees are now required to fly at 150z over rural areas in order to comply with known laws of aviation. Else, the individual bees shall be arrested by the guards and detained in the fort prison.
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« Reply #4093 on: January 14, 2022, 08:03:12 am »

Note to self for next fort: Bee Jail.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4094 on: January 14, 2022, 10:43:53 am »

In order to grant people more freedom of design, the grid can be re-arranged to hex-grid.  This effect is only visual, however, by slanting the displayed columns by half a tile per column.  None of the underlying math or mechanics change.
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