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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 292099 times)

rico6822

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4425 on: May 08, 2022, 05:31:16 am »

Massacre the game in Google Translator.
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Does anybody know how to become an elephant man in adventure mode? I literally did all advanced world settings possible to increase chances.

LordBaal

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4426 on: May 08, 2022, 06:34:28 am »

Small Castle
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4427 on: May 09, 2022, 07:37:28 pm »

Smart trestle
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4428 on: May 09, 2022, 08:51:10 pm »

...Electric Bogeymen
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Uthimienure

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4429 on: May 10, 2022, 02:38:41 am »

Dream of electric sheep
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Dwarf Fortress: Winning Is Everything

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4430 on: May 10, 2022, 02:56:21 am »

Make all sheep electric.
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LordBaal

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4431 on: May 10, 2022, 05:45:57 am »

Make all sheep coal powered.

Do dwarves dream with coal powered sheeps?
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

SixOfSpades

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4432 on: May 10, 2022, 10:38:02 am »

Give Gem Setters the ability to decorate other dwarves with precious stones.
Vabok Asenduduk, Gem Setter cancels Vajazzle: Needs cut pinfire opals.
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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4433 on: May 13, 2022, 12:46:50 am »

Rename the decorating job to bedazzling.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4434 on: May 16, 2022, 08:02:34 pm »

Randomize the effects of each menu option every time a menu is displayed.
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Mr Crabman

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4435 on: Today at 02:38:10 am »

Randomize the effects of each menu option every time a menu is displayed.

Also add menu options that allow you to alter your files. Including core operating system files.

EuchreJack

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4436 on: Today at 02:40:32 am »

Randomize the effects of each menu option every time a menu is displayed.

Also add menu options that allow you to alter your files. Including core operating system files.
Also add menu options that alter your core operating system files without your knowledge or consent.

Open up Dwarf Fortress, and your hard drive crashes.  Just as Armok intended.

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4437 on: Today at 03:57:47 am »

There should be only one way to save your hard drive and it should be to win Dwarf Fortress.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Nordlicht

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4438 on: Today at 10:44:36 am »

Add eye-tracking and let the game create graphical errors just at the edge of the players vision that completely vanish when the player looks at it.
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