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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 477902 times)

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4560 on: June 13, 2022, 01:45:55 am »
I dunno...I'm pretty sure there are people who consider having their computer catch fire to be offensive.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4561 on: June 13, 2022, 05:04:43 am »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on June 13, 2022, 01:45:55 am
I dunno...I'm pretty sure there are people who consider having their computer catch fire to be offensive.

What if the computer will also be doused with water by the secret line of code?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4562 on: June 13, 2022, 01:38:16 pm »
thats witchcraft and will offend christians
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4563 on: June 13, 2022, 05:02:59 pm »
Well Christian fundamentalists tend to be offended by the entire fantasy genre, so I doubt many of them would be playing DF in the first place.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2022, 05:07:36 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4564 on: June 14, 2022, 12:34:58 am »
That's why it must be destroyed!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4565 on: June 14, 2022, 12:57:23 am »
In order to keep them from destroying it, we must destroy it first!
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4566 on: June 14, 2022, 03:28:55 am »
We have to be the ones to destroy DF specifically because we love it so much. DF is our Old Yeller.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4567 on: June 17, 2022, 11:54:08 am »
Yet another Cthulhu, considering how the game pretty much already is a cosmic horror story on default settings minus not going as easily insane as a result of witnessing divine secrets or clowns.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2022, 11:56:41 am by rico6822 »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4568 on: June 18, 2022, 05:32:08 pm »
So, if evil biomes have undead animals, where are the undead vermin?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4569 on: June 18, 2022, 05:37:24 pm »
The undead vermin eat the undead crops, meat chops, eggs, cheese and bisquits out of undead wooden barrels
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4570 on: June 18, 2022, 06:49:54 pm »
You can also extract undead extracts from the undead vermin, so you might get extracts like "undead liquid fire".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4571 on: June 18, 2022, 10:12:51 pm »
You can mine undead ore, smelt undead metal bars, and forge undead weapons.  Also, your mason can craft undead furniture.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4572 on: June 19, 2022, 02:06:25 am »
If you have enough undead furniture and animals in your fortress it'll eventually be called The Fortress Of The Living Dead by others that encounter the fort.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4573 on: June 19, 2022, 05:07:43 am »
Angels and clowns are now brown note beings which cause dwarven mind to go insane as a result of being unable to comprehend their revelation. Kind of like Cthulhu.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4574 on: June 19, 2022, 05:09:19 am »
Quote from: rico6822 on June 19, 2022, 05:07:43 am
Angels and clowns are now brown note beings
They go insane because they shit their pants?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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