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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 305173 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4590 on: June 22, 2022, 11:35:55 am »

Minecraft crossover.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4591 on: June 22, 2022, 01:08:47 pm »

Minecraft crossover.

Can't happen until multi-Z-level explosions are implemented, and by that point, Minecraft will be have it's done to gone have been a the died.
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« Reply #4592 on: June 22, 2022, 01:14:47 pm »

A terrible *squick* sound must be added for vermin corpses stuck in doors, every time a dwarf tries to close the door behind them. You know theres a dead butterfly in one of your doors, but have no idea where!

Similar awful *squick* sounds accompany all couplings between your dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4593 on: June 22, 2022, 01:32:26 pm »

Add an online shop, where you have to pay for all Mods and Graphics Sets with real money, Just like in Minecraft!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4594 on: June 22, 2022, 05:49:44 pm »

Some dwarves can have preferences for the mysterious materials named "brown filth" and "yellow filth".
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« Reply #4595 on: June 23, 2022, 12:45:10 am »

Artifacts made by those dwarves will have "brown filth" or "yellow filth" as their primary material, and soon you will be able to attack the goblins with your very own ☼brown filth short sword☼!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4596 on: June 23, 2022, 09:26:01 am »

At the very least, I won't have to waste good steel on goblin invaders anymore.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4597 on: June 24, 2022, 01:41:24 am »

Some dwarves have a preference for an “unknown substance”.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4598 on: June 24, 2022, 01:58:14 am »

This "unknown substance" is considered the ultimate filth and is sought after.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4599 on: June 24, 2022, 06:46:30 am »

This "unknown substance" is considered the ultimate filth and is sought after.

Alchemy should be implemented into the game, and some alchemists would seek to create the "unknown substance", which supposedly grants immortality and the power to transmute anything into an "unknown substance". Hoping to become immortal, kings/queens consume these experimental elixirs done by alchemists, usually leading to a slow and painful death (with lots of vomiting).
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4600 on: June 24, 2022, 08:51:01 am »

+1. What better way to dispose of my insufferable nobles than providing a way for them to off themselves en masse?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4601 on: June 24, 2022, 06:18:35 pm »

Alchemy should be implemented into the game, and some alchemists would seek to create the "unknown substance", which supposedly grants immortality and the power to transmute anything into an "unknown substance". Hoping to become immortal, kings/queens consume these experimental elixirs done by alchemists, usually leading to a slow and painful death (with lots of vomiting).

This is actually a good suggestion, if replacing unknown substance with philosophers stone or illixir of immortality. It's definitely something royalty pursued in the given time period
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4602 on: June 24, 2022, 07:53:22 pm »

It's definitely something royalty pursued in the given time period

Yeah, and some drank those elixirs even after being warned about their lethality (I've read about some Imperial Chinese emperors doing so, but it's been a while since reading on the subject, so I might remember the details wrong).
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« Reply #4603 on: June 25, 2022, 02:10:34 am »

Oh carp a good idea has been posted, I must act quickly and make it terrible!

All elixirs work 100% of the time no matter what they're made of and they always make the noble indestructible and immortal, also there is no way to prevent them from drinking these as visitors bring them and gods give them to nobles when they pray.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4604 on: June 25, 2022, 06:52:04 am »

All elixirs work 100% of the time no matter what they're made of and they always make the noble indestructible and immortal, also there is no way to prevent them from drinking these as visitors bring them and gods give them to nobles when they pray.

To make matters worse, the player has no control on when the dwarves begin to search for a way to make these elixirs. Nor is there a way to stop them from using certain reagents, which often happen to be rare and precious minerals, such as candy.
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