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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4620 on: June 29, 2022, 03:48:54 am »

Since both dwarf fortress and minecraft use blocks, we now must make both compatible with each other as well as with rimworld.
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« Reply #4621 on: June 29, 2022, 07:25:07 am »

Since both dwarf fortress and minecraft use blocks, we now must make both compatible with each other as well as with rimworld.

Why stop there?

Crossplay it is.
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« Reply #4622 on: June 29, 2022, 10:15:27 am »

Some dwarves like to cosplay various creatures or historical figures. Sometimes they stop working to arrange Conventions (a bit similar to the old parties) at a table or other such place. These conventions are often named after the creature (or type of) who the dwarves are fans of, like 'Egu Stenchheels Con', 'Megabeast Con' or 'Ettin Con'.

Additionally, the cosplayed creatures/historical figures cause the exact same kind of reactions in other dwarves that the real deal would cause: e.g. a dwarf dressed as a megabeast will freak out dorfs and the military will attack the megabeast cosplayer; a dwarf cosplaying a historical figure might trigger a loyalty cascade, etc. etc.

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« Reply #4623 on: June 29, 2022, 01:00:42 pm »

Some dwarves like to cosplay various creatures or historical figures. Sometimes they stop working to arrange Conventions (a bit similar to the old parties) at a table or other such place. These conventions are often named after the creature (or type of) who the dwarves are fans of, like 'Egu Stenchheels Con', 'Megabeast Con' or 'Ettin Con'.

Additionally, the cosplayed creatures/historical figures cause the exact same kind of reactions in other dwarves that the real deal would cause: e.g. a dwarf dressed as a megabeast will freak out dorfs and the military will attack the megabeast cosplayer; a dwarf cosplaying a historical figure might trigger a loyalty cascade, etc. etc.

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« Reply #4624 on: June 29, 2022, 06:07:48 pm »

Some dwarves like to cosplay various creatures or historical figures. Sometimes they stop working to arrange Conventions (a bit similar to the old parties) at a table or other such place. These conventions are often named after the creature (or type of) who the dwarves are fans of, like 'Egu Stenchheels Con', 'Megabeast Con' or 'Ettin Con'.

Additionally, the cosplayed creatures/historical figures cause the exact same kind of reactions in other dwarves that the real deal would cause: e.g. a dwarf dressed as a megabeast will freak out dorfs and the military will attack the megabeast cosplayer; a dwarf cosplaying a historical figure might trigger a loyalty cascade, etc. etc.

Okay, this is cool. Awful to the core. But very cool.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4625 on: June 29, 2022, 08:32:59 pm »

costumes and costume festivals seem likely additions, so I suppose the costumes accidentally acting as disguises is the horrible part?
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« Reply #4626 on: June 29, 2022, 09:33:33 pm »

costumes and costume festivals seem likely additions, so I suppose the costumes accidentally acting as disguises is the horrible part?

Is dwarves with low observer and low critical thinking being fooled by costumes actually a terrible idea?
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« Reply #4627 on: June 29, 2022, 10:16:14 pm »

It can be if dwarves dress up as werebeasts and are treated as such
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« Reply #4628 on: June 29, 2022, 10:25:13 pm »

It can be if dwarves dress up as werebeasts and are treated as such

But would werebeast cosplayers dress up only during the full moon or whenever they want?

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« Reply #4629 on: June 29, 2022, 10:42:00 pm »

Whenever the con is, supposedly.

But dwarves with low critical thinking capability dont have to be smart enough to realize its the wrong time of the month
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« Reply #4630 on: June 29, 2022, 10:44:31 pm »

Some dwarves like to cosplay various creatures or historical figures. Sometimes they stop working to arrange Conventions (a bit similar to the old parties) at a table or other such place. These conventions are often named after the creature (or type of) who the dwarves are fans of, like 'Egu Stenchheels Con', 'Megabeast Con' or 'Ettin Con'.

Additionally, the cosplayed creatures/historical figures cause the exact same kind of reactions in other dwarves that the real deal would cause: e.g. a dwarf dressed as a megabeast will freak out dorfs and the military will attack the megabeast cosplayer; a dwarf cosplaying a historical figure might trigger a loyalty cascade, etc. etc.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4631 on: June 30, 2022, 01:23:08 am »

Milkable Ogress Con
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« Reply #4632 on: June 30, 2022, 02:08:53 am »

Milkable Minotaur Con
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« Reply #4633 on: June 30, 2022, 02:27:20 am »

A milkable con will summon the legendary creature know as DerMeister who will complain about the lack of milkable humanoids of various kinds.
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« Reply #4634 on: June 30, 2022, 06:44:01 am »

Said legendary creature, if summoned into a modded world, will complain about the mods and repeatedly insult whichever dwarf summoned them there.
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