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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 325701 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4800 on: September 22, 2022, 09:32:37 pm »

leading to another more useless professions, Film Critic, Projectionist, Producer, Ticket Taker, Talent Agent, Popcorn Vendor, Gaffer, Best Boy, and others.
All of these depend upon Social Skills. Though some require, and train towards, lower values.  But the Wrestler skill is needed for those taking the profession of Grip.
And of course there's the one actually useful film-related occupation:  Popcorn Maker.
Naturally. Without one of them, sufficiently trained, DF (and your whole OS!) quits at random times due to a kernel-error...
Donít forget to butter them up!
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« Reply #4801 on: September 23, 2022, 02:26:04 am »

There should be a book critic who goes around to all the towers and towns, and tells people how bad they are a writing.
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« Reply #4802 on: September 23, 2022, 06:16:46 am »

There should be a game critic that tries to be always at the center of the screen and bashes DF via text bubbles.
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« Reply #4803 on: September 23, 2022, 06:42:03 am »

There should be a book critic who goes around to all the towers and towns, and tells people how bad they are a writing.

Every year for the entire month of Timber, all dwarves should stop work and spend the month writing really bad books.
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« Reply #4804 on: September 23, 2022, 10:35:01 am »

There should be a game critic that tries to be always at the center of the screen and bashes DF via text bubbles.
There should be two of them, they should be extremely elderly but never die, and they should be on a high z level in a balcony box.
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« Reply #4805 on: September 23, 2022, 03:31:44 pm »

Critic 1: "The motto of this game is that losing is fun."
Critic 2: "If that's the case...I must be winning!"
Both: "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!"
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« Reply #4806 on: September 23, 2022, 03:37:19 pm »

Older dwarves should always complain about how the youngsters of the day are too lazy to mine and work the stone, and would rather knit, scribe or gather berries.
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« Reply #4807 on: September 23, 2022, 07:09:33 pm »

Older dwarves should always complain about how the youngsters of the day are too lazy to mine and work the stone, and would rather knit, scribe or gather berries.

They should do this even if the world was just created.
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« Reply #4808 on: September 23, 2022, 07:49:47 pm »

Older dwarves should always complain about how the youngsters of the day are too lazy to mine and work the stone, and would rather knit, scribe or gather berries.

They should do this even if the world was just created.

"You young'uns have it so easy now: all the plump helmets and what-not fancy food stuffs. In a time before time, when I was young, we, we didn't complain about eating the same filth food again and again -- we ate it without grumbling. Then we ate it again. And again. Over and over. The same food! As many times as we could! THE SAME DAMN FOOD! (Well, maybe we didn't know how to speak and complain, but that's not the point!)"
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« Reply #4809 on: September 24, 2022, 02:14:24 am »

They hark back to the time before the world was even generated, when thei memories are of the user even using Design New Worlds with Advanced Parameters... "I remember when all this was fields!"
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« Reply #4810 on: September 24, 2022, 03:23:28 am »

Some have memories going even further back to when you installed the game, and they complain that everyone that came after them is a winer and lazy.
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« Reply #4811 on: September 24, 2022, 08:52:25 am »

They know your address.
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« Reply #4812 on: September 24, 2022, 11:22:45 pm »

And dead elves reincarnate as fluffy wamblers cats.

FTFY
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« Reply #4813 on: September 26, 2022, 08:13:15 am »

And dead elves reincarnate as fluffy wamblers cats.

FTFY

Lowest state of existence is being an elf. Therefore they should reincarnate as elves.
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« Reply #4814 on: September 26, 2022, 08:52:29 am »

Lowest state of existence is being an elf.

Lower than a Fluffy Wambler?
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