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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 464045 times)

Mr Crabman

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4965 on: November 17, 2022, 04:48:00 am »

Dwarves can then tunnel through your desk, into your hands, and make a fortress inside your body.

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4966 on: November 17, 2022, 06:02:35 am »

Dwarfs can dig into the source code of reality and give you an existential crisis
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4967 on: November 17, 2022, 07:54:09 am »

Dwarves can then tunnel through your desk, into your hands, and make a fortress inside your body.

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4968 on: November 17, 2022, 01:12:39 pm »

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

nanodorfs, son

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4969 on: November 18, 2022, 02:59:32 am »

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

nanodorfs, son

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They tantrum in response to any outside stimuli.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4970 on: November 22, 2022, 11:59:03 am »

A new token is added which might cause boss enemies to sometimes be assaulted in combat just by single dwarf, who will only do punching while they are doing nothing. This is assuming that punching won't be able to cause damage.

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When our guard is down I think we'll both get struck.
That grind breeds grind.
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But maybe we're both historical figures.
The world has turned, and so many atom smashed.
But fun is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren rain forest.
I feel new Urist could be born beneath
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4971 on: November 24, 2022, 06:43:49 am »

Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.

nanodorfs, son

They tantrum in response to rain!

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4972 on: November 24, 2022, 08:51:44 am »

To solve performance issues from pathfinding, shrink the game to only one tile, so no pathing is necessary.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4973 on: November 24, 2022, 11:04:26 am »

To solve performance issues from pathfinding, shrink the game to only one tile, so no pathing is necessary.
To maintain game balance, creatures with ranged and (especially) area-of-effect attacks like deadly dust, will be modified so that their attacks affect not multiple tiles, but rather multiple games.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2022, 08:06:55 am by SixOfSpades »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4974 on: November 25, 2022, 03:37:07 am »

To solve performance issues from pathfinding, shrink the game to only one tile, so no pathing is necessary.
To maintain game balance, creatures with ranged and (especially) area-of-effect attacks like deadly dust, will be modified so that their attacks affect not multiple tiles, but rather multiple [g]games[/b].
To maintain game balance Toady should remove most of the creatures in game including the dwarves even thought they will remain the only playable characters.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4975 on: November 25, 2022, 08:09:55 am »

To maintain game balance, Dwarf Fortress can only be installed on computers wherein the already-installed games each weigh the same as Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4976 on: November 25, 2022, 04:41:19 pm »

To retain World balance Dwarf Fortress can only be installed on a computer if also installed on a computer on the exact opposite side of the world at the exact same time.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4977 on: November 25, 2022, 04:54:14 pm »

To maintain balance, Tarn should start gathering the Infinity Stones...

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4978 on: November 25, 2022, 05:29:22 pm »

Given that differing power dynamics among creatures are inherently imbalanced, dragons should be made exactly as powerful as fluffy wamblers.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4979 on: November 26, 2022, 03:56:21 pm »

Toady One should add pressure vessels for saving steam in dwarf fortresses.
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