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Criperum

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5475 on: May 23, 2023, 06:43:42 am »

You can see things that have been reported to the mayor whether true or not... And there's no way to tell the difference between reality and one or other of mistaken observations, deliberate lies, fabulations or just out-of-datedness.

This sounds interesting TBH. Granted, there should be ways that the player can gradually work out the true information from the false (perhaps with varying and/or customizable difficulty levels).
It should depend on how high the mayor's liar skill is, if it is legendary you will never be able to what's real and what's fake.
Or the better liar mayor is the better he can tell who is liing to him. But the info he gives to a player depends on mayors loyalty to the player. And it depends on mayors rooms value. So you have to constantly please him to get best data
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« Reply #5476 on: May 23, 2023, 02:45:13 pm »

If you don't keep your nobles satisfied, they may decide to blackmail you (simulated by the DF code tracking your personal information and releasing it to the internet if the mandates of your nobles are consistently refused).
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #5477 on: May 23, 2023, 05:06:03 pm »

Toady One should move DF over to a “Pay-to-Play” (or, perhaps, just “Pay-to-Win”) system, complete with micro-transactions and unskippable ads.
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« Reply #5478 on: May 24, 2023, 01:07:12 am »

Toady One should move DF over to a “Pay-to-Play” (or, perhaps, just “Pay-to-Win”) system, complete with micro-transactions and unskippable ads.
If you pay $4.99 you can save Urist McStupid that went outside during a siege, it's a one time save only that won't stop him from trying to go out there again immediately after payment.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5479 on: May 24, 2023, 01:31:13 am »

a “Pay-to-Play” (or, perhaps, just “Pay-to-Win”) system

Or possibly “Pay-to-Lose”?

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« Reply #5480 on: June 01, 2023, 07:54:18 pm »

Cavern passages narrow enough for dwarves (and other creatures) to get stuck in.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5481 on: June 03, 2023, 05:43:14 pm »

Elderly dwarves get bad thoughts worrying about falling and not being able to get up, unless they have an artifact amulet.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5482 on: June 04, 2023, 12:57:16 am »

Elderly dwarves should get bad thoughts from anything young dwarves do.

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« Reply #5483 on: June 05, 2023, 12:43:01 am »

Cavern passages narrow enough for dwarves (and other creatures) to get stuck in.
Fat dwarves (and other creatures) need wider passages than not fat dwarves (and other creatures), and the fatter the dwarf (and other creatures) the wider the passage required.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5484 on: June 05, 2023, 01:35:00 am »

Dwarves can make magma boots out of, well, magma. Needless tp say what happens to dwarf feet if they are worn.

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« Reply #5485 on: June 05, 2023, 02:20:05 am »

Elderly dwarves should get bad thoughts from anything young dwarves do.
Young dwarves should likewise get bad thoughts from spending time around elderly dwarves, who mostly make them sit through rambling monologues about how much better things were when they were the young dwarf's age and about how the young'uns in this day and age have it too easy (this will be the case even in a world that's just been created).
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« Reply #5486 on: June 05, 2023, 02:36:25 am »

Elderly dwarves should get bad thoughts from anything young dwarves do.
Young dwarves should likewise get bad thoughts from spending time around elderly dwarves, who mostly make them sit through rambling monologues about how much better things were when they were the young dwarf's age and about how the young'uns in this day and age have it too easy (this will be the case even in a world that's just been created).

"When I was young we didn't have no fancy z-levels and tall trees, boy. Oh, when I was your age, not only tower-caps, but all trees gave only one log..."

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« Reply #5487 on: June 05, 2023, 10:42:11 am »

Elderly dwarves should get bad thoughts from anything young dwarves do.
Young dwarves should likewise get bad thoughts from spending time around elderly dwarves, who mostly make them sit through rambling monologues about how much better things were when they were the young dwarf's age and about how the young'uns in this day and age have it too easy (this will be the case even in a world that's just been created).

"When I was young we didn't have no fancy z-levels and tall trees, boy. Oh, when I was your age, not only tower-caps, but all trees gave only one log..."

“Yeah, right… Next thing your gonna tell me, you never got stuck in a tree.”
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« Reply #5488 on: June 05, 2023, 05:21:20 pm »

Butts should be added to the game.
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« Reply #5489 on: June 05, 2023, 08:31:16 pm »

Every square in the entire world that does not already have something on it should have a goat placed on it.
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