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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 476477 times)

Starver

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5490 on: June 05, 2023, 09:26:26 pm »

If you select a square, intending to view its details, the game displays a different (goat) square and invites you to change your mind and select a diffent unrevealed square instead...
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« Reply #5491 on: June 06, 2023, 01:05:40 am »

You know what would be fun replace everything in the game with meat, meat air, meat water, meat rock, etc.....
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« Reply #5492 on: June 06, 2023, 02:39:27 am »

You know what would be fun replace everything in the game with meat, meat air, meat water, meat rock, etc.....
Does this mean dwarves' hair, beards, teeth, bones, etc. are now made of meat as well?
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« Reply #5493 on: June 06, 2023, 02:40:38 am »

You know what would be fun replace everything in the game with meat, meat air, meat water, meat rock, etc.....
Does this mean dwarves' hair, beards, teeth, bones, etc. are now made of meat as well?
Yes, all will be meat!
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Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5494 on: June 06, 2023, 07:37:29 pm »

Replace dwarves with scabies lice, have them tunnel through meat and organs. Replace humans with head lice, and goblins with ticks, and elves with face spiders, and kobolds with fleas.
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« Reply #5495 on: June 06, 2023, 09:46:23 pm »

Every living thing should have a giant variant, including giant variants.
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« Reply #5496 on: June 06, 2023, 10:55:29 pm »

Every giant giant variant should also have a giant variant.

But more importantly, every living thing should have a variant made out of cheese.
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« Reply #5497 on: June 06, 2023, 11:05:46 pm »

This is a giant giant giant giant cheese sponge. It menaces with spikes of cheese.
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« Reply #5498 on: June 07, 2023, 12:53:13 am »

Every cheese variant should have a cheesier variant that has even more cheese that than the regular cheese variant.
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« Reply #5499 on: June 07, 2023, 11:06:17 am »

All creatures should also have miniature variants going all the way down to microscopic scale. This makes it possible and even likely to have mini-dwarves mining around in the beards of your full-sized dwarves.
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« Reply #5500 on: June 08, 2023, 07:33:25 pm »

Add fully simulated microscopic ecosystems containing everything from every single creature's immune and gut chemistry to every single bacteriophage in every tile. My computer has been running the game too smoothly and I want it to suffer. They of course should all also appear in legends mode.
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« Reply #5501 on: June 08, 2023, 09:33:34 pm »

Individual bacteria should be credited with killing those that die of infection
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« Reply #5502 on: June 08, 2023, 10:17:03 pm »

Individual bacteria should be credited with killing those that die of infection
Individual bacteria should be able to be made mayor, barons, dukes, or even kings and queens.
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« Reply #5503 on: June 10, 2023, 02:53:12 pm »

Legends mode should list and mention items only by a unique hexadecimal id.
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« Reply #5504 on: June 11, 2023, 02:45:25 am »

All text in game should be printed out in Morse Code, and input should also be only accepted if it is input with a Telegraph key.
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