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[King Zultan]

Toady should dump the game and start a cult instead, and in this cult we give Toady all our money and belongings, then he gives us nothing in return.

[brewer bob]

Toady should name the cult Armokology

[TurboDwarf]

It obviously involves the worshiping of toads.

[Uthimienure]

Maybe he'll give us Kool-Aid

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should market collectible trading cards that are laced with LSD to help players visualize what is going on in the game better.

[King Zultan]

Some of the core features of the card game is yelling about your moves and about things happening around you, constantly mentioning the heart of the cards, and having massive spiky hair.

[Eric Blank]

Toady should use his money to acquire the slogan "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" So we don't have to explain to people that, no, you're thinking of a different blood god, we don't have a cool original slogan.

[brewer bob]

Toady should use his money to acquire the slogan "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" So we don't have to explain to people that, no, you're thinking of a different blood god, we don't have a cool original slogan.

Toady should quit coding and start developing a tabletop miniature wargame with a medieval fantasy theme. It'd contain dwarves, elves, humans and goblins as factions, and demons/titans/forgotten beasts that are made from sets of (expensive) body pieces, which the player attaches to each other in various ways depending on what they roll from the Random Body Part Table. The game could be called HAMMERER (with the slogan mentioned above).

[Nordlicht]

A single move for a character would take 48 hours due to complex simulations and involve dice not even invented yet.

Nobody could ever finish more than one game in their lifetime. And that only if they inherited the playthrough their grandparents started.

[King Zultan]

If combat occurs in game it can take up to six days to work out the outcome of just one combatants action.

There has yet to be a computer built that can process the inner workings of this game as it is so complex any attempt to run it on a computer has ended in failure.

[TurboDwarf]

Create a dating sim spinoff game of Dwarf Fortress.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Create a dating sim spinoff game of Dwarf Fortress.

With ogresses.

[Nordlicht]

Kitfox has made Boyfriend Dungeon...are you preparing as for this to really happen?

[brewer bob]

Kitfox has made Boyfriend Dungeon...are you preparing as for this to really happen?

Behold! The awaited sequel to Boyfriend Dungeon...

*dam dum dam dum*

GIRLFRIEND OGRESS
Histories of Insulting and Milking

[Eric Blank]

Girlfriend ogress dungeon when?