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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 527960 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6225 on: September 03, 2024, 07:49:01 am »

Dwarf fortresses are now cat fortresses. Dwarves still do all the work, but the player controls the cats, and can only control dwarves who have been adopted.
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« Reply #6226 on: September 03, 2024, 10:22:03 pm »

Health Wards.  An item that, when worn, protects against good health.
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« Reply #6227 on: September 04, 2024, 12:11:01 am »

Health Wards.  An item that, when worn, protects against good health.

You win this thread
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If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6228 on: September 04, 2024, 01:50:10 am »

And the prize for winning this thread is a sweater made from the finest asbestos and decorated with hanging rings of pitchblende and it is of the highest quality!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6229 on: September 04, 2024, 08:21:46 pm »

Implement [SIZE] tokens for male creatures geldables.  This information should be available in their profiles, and they should regularly gather to compare geldables [SIZE]s with each other.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6230 on: September 04, 2024, 08:31:28 pm »

Implement [SIZE] tokens for male creatures geldables.  This information should be available in their profiles, and they should regularly gather to compare geldables [SIZE]s with each other.
Increasingly skilled gelders should be able to remove smaller and smaller geldables. At legendary, a dwarf can geld vermin.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6231 on: September 05, 2024, 12:56:20 am »

Dwarves should give their geldables names (e.g., Dumat Shethel, 'The Rough Serpent', or Bistök Shůrrat, 'The Hairy Stump').

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« Reply #6232 on: September 05, 2024, 12:59:37 am »

War trained mice.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6233 on: September 05, 2024, 01:42:49 am »

Why stop there when we could have war fleas!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6234 on: September 05, 2024, 07:55:37 am »

What about a flea circus?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6235 on: September 05, 2024, 12:03:36 pm »

Dwarves should give their geldables names (e.g., Dumat Shethel, 'The Rough Serpent', or Bistök Shůrrat, 'The Hairy Stump').

Said geldables should be given kill lists. Mysteriously, these kill lists almost exclusively consist of the dwarf's past and current romantic partners who are usually still alive.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6236 on: September 05, 2024, 09:14:12 pm »

Dwarves should give their geldables names (e.g., Dumat Shethel, 'The Rough Serpent', or Bistök Shůrrat, 'The Hairy Stump').

Said geldables should be given kill lists. Mysteriously, these kill lists almost exclusively consist of the dwarf's past and current romantic partners who are usually still alive.

The members of sad kill lists should hold grudges against each other.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6237 on: September 06, 2024, 12:49:10 am »

Dwarves who haven't killed anything yet should have their kill lists called 'sad kill lists'.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6238 on: September 06, 2024, 01:44:08 am »

Add bearded clams to the game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6239 on: September 06, 2024, 01:56:06 am »

Add STDs and give them to all elves by default.
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