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brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6300 on: September 25, 2024, 11:36:07 am »

Replace all raws with kobolds

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« Reply #6301 on: September 25, 2024, 04:31:52 pm »

Kobolds in the raws should steal tags from other places in the raws.
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« Reply #6302 on: September 25, 2024, 07:38:24 pm »

Kobolds in the raws should steal tags from other places in the raws.

But all the raws are now kobolds, so the DF raws are nothing but a bunch of kobolds stealing from each other?
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« Reply #6303 on: September 25, 2024, 08:42:01 pm »

Kobolds in the raws should steal tags from other places in the raws.

But all the raws are now kobolds, so the DF raws are nothing but a bunch of kobolds stealing from each other?

Yes.
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« Reply #6304 on: September 26, 2024, 12:34:49 am »

Kobolds should be able to steal other kobolds from kobolds.
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« Reply #6305 on: September 26, 2024, 02:14:03 am »

Kobolds                                                     kobolds           kobolds.
I should be able to steal text from other people's posts
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« Reply #6306 on: September 26, 2024, 03:51:55 pm »

Thief! Protect the hoard posts from the skulking filth!
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If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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« Reply #6307 on: September 26, 2024, 04:18:33 pm »

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« Reply #6308 on: September 26, 2024, 05:47:43 pm »

Babbapabis!
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« Reply #6309 on: September 26, 2024, 06:34:03 pm »

Ssstop thisss…
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6310 on: September 26, 2024, 07:40:31 pm »

Toady should cook the raws.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6311 on: September 27, 2024, 01:09:37 am »

Toady should have an AI create the raws from now on.
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« Reply #6312 on: September 27, 2024, 10:52:27 am »

Toady should have an AI create the raws from now on.

You mean the Transvesticator?
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« Reply #6313 on: September 28, 2024, 01:38:24 am »

Toady should have an AI create the raws from now on.

You mean the Transvesticator?
I meant he should use any AI to create new raws which will go very well given AIs track record with the creation of such things, and you know what to make it better he should take that out put and put it in the Transvesticator then put that into the game.
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« Reply #6314 on: September 28, 2024, 02:19:42 am »

When the player opens an embark, the game should create a 3-dimensional array with the same dimensions as the embark and populate it with random values in the range 0-127.  The contents of this array should be kept secret from the player. 

Then the game should prompt the user to enter the values for a second array with the same dimensions as the first array. 

After this is done, whenever the game needs to display a tile, the game should first xor the tiles CP-437 character with the value of the corresponding entry in the first array, and then with corresponding value in the second array, and then display the resulting character.
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