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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 543592 times)

Urist Mchateselves

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6315 on: September 29, 2024, 04:21:35 pm »

Cheese biome.
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« Reply #6316 on: September 29, 2024, 05:59:27 pm »

Cheese biome.
Wrong thread, this has no home here. That's an idea you cannot pan, here. It would be a fete accompli and I must back a concept like this! Ya' gotta say it might not be without parallel, but still tons better than most of the crowd, eh. Or am I going out on a limb, or going major rose-tinted-spectacles about this..?

(Boy, this was way harder to write than I thought it would be...)
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Urist Mchateselves

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6317 on: September 29, 2024, 08:22:08 pm »

Looking back on it cheese biome isn’t really a bad suggestion. I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw some variation of that in myth & magic.

An actual bad suggestion would be to make it rain cats and dogs in evil biomes.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6318 on: September 29, 2024, 11:00:41 pm »

Suggestion: Concurrent Fortress Mode and Adventure Mode within the same World.

You play 1 in-game year in Fortress Mode, then it say "meanwhile" and switches to Adventure Mode and you play 1 in-game year as your adventurer.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6319 on: September 30, 2024, 12:47:39 am »

An actual bad suggestion would be to make it rain cats and dogs in evil biomes.

Yet again, not a bad suggestion!

Suggestion: Concurrent Fortress Mode and Adventure Mode within the same World.

You play 1 in-game year in Fortress Mode, then it say "meanwhile" and switches to Adventure Mode and you play 1 in-game year as your adventurer.

I actually wish there was an option to do something like this.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6320 on: September 30, 2024, 01:25:17 am »

Suggestion: Concurrent Fortress Mode and Adventure Mode within the same World.

You play 1 in-game year in Fortress Mode, then it say "meanwhile" and switches to Adventure Mode and you play 1 in-game year as your adventurer.

I actually wish there was an option to do something like this.

Me too, but not exactly like that since 1 in-game year is like 2 hours of real time in fortress mode, but 11 days of real time in adventure mode. Maybe just a way to go on an adventure without retiring a fortress.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6321 on: September 30, 2024, 10:40:49 am »

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It's all fun and games until you consider the possible performance issues caused by such peculiar weather.
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« Reply #6322 on: September 30, 2024, 11:43:00 am »

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It's all fun and games until you consider the possible performance issues caused by such peculiar weather.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6323 on: October 01, 2024, 01:30:40 am »

When giving birth cats should have a chance to explode, this explosion is about as strong as a small nuclear bomb.
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Urist Mchateselves

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6324 on: October 01, 2024, 06:07:41 am »

They explode into diarrhea, to be precise.
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« Reply #6325 on: October 01, 2024, 12:18:49 pm »

Fudge shops.
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Urist Mchateselves

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« Reply #6326 on: October 01, 2024, 03:07:14 pm »

The fudge can be used as a weapon. Also, one fudge per shop. And I don't mean one fudge at a time. If you want to sell another fudge, you will need to build another fudge shop.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6327 on: October 01, 2024, 03:15:37 pm »

The fudge can be used as a weapon. Also, one fudge per shop. And I don't mean one fudge at a time. If you want to sell another fudge, you will need to build another fudge shop.

Makes sense. Fudge is a weapon of mass destruction that they wouldn't want to give out to just any dwarf.
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« Reply #6328 on: October 01, 2024, 07:18:56 pm »

The fudge can be used as a weapon. Also, one fudge per shop. And I don't mean one fudge at a time. If you want to sell another fudge, you will need to build another fudge shop.

Makes sense. Fudge is a weapon of mass destruction that they wouldn't want to give out to just any dwarf.

Which is why they give it out to everyone!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6329 on: October 02, 2024, 12:47:41 am »

Just imagine it an entire army armed and armoured with fudge, my god it's terrifying!
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