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[brewer bob]

If the player kills a noble, the fort is automatically retired and cannot be unretired. The player is not allowed to play dwarf fortress any longer, ever, unless they repent and go to a real world re-education camp where they are taught how to respect the nobility.

[Egan_BW]

You have lost the mandate of heaven, player.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarves should be able to fall off the edge of the world if it's within your embark area.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should be able to fall off the edge of the world if it's within your embark area.

…and land on the trunk of a very angry World Elephant.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

We joke, but the map rewrite might legitimately allow for scenarios like this eventually.

[Starver]

...mobius maps! ...klein kingdoms!

[Naturegirl1999]

Would the Klein kingdoms roll around on the mobius maps?

[A_Curious_Cat]

We sent our agents to find out, but they never came back.

[Naturegirl1999]

How do you get lost on a one sided shape?

[PlumpHelmetMan]

How do you get lost on a one sided shape?

I mean, they weren't the best agents.

[Eric Blank]

their pathing algorithms didn't like it

[A_Curious_Cat]

How do you get lost on a one sided shape?

The problem wasn’t that they were lost, the problem was that they couldn’t leave.

[King Zultan]

Make the edges of the embark area loop to the other side of the embark so once dwarves, animals, and enemies enter the area they can never leave.

[brewer bob]

Goblin snatchers should kidnap baby wombats.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Wombat butt armor.