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Author Topic: Divine Fuckery: The End is Nigh  (Read 112811 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #525 on: January 10, 2019, 05:25:58 am »

Keep killing chaos creatures, and make armor from their corpses.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #526 on: January 10, 2019, 11:26:53 am »

Spread the blood in the southern jungles, for HAKA hungers for followers. A cult, a blood cult it shalt be!
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #527 on: January 10, 2019, 12:18:48 pm »

Keep killing chaos creatures, and make armor from their corpses.
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out of character
corrupting yourself with chaos = !!fun!!
In character
Father, what is thy will? And... Can I have the proper crew for vengeful spirit
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #528 on: January 10, 2019, 12:22:23 pm »

Keep killing chaos creatures, and make armor from their corpses.
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corrupting yourself with chaos = !!fun!!
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Father, what is thy will? And... Can I have the proper crew for vengeful spirit

"SON.... MY WILL IS THAT YOU GET SOME NEW CLOTHES. TWISTED FACES IN SCREAMING AGONY DONT REALLY WORK HERE. ALSO HERE'S 30 HEARTY BOYS.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #529 on: January 10, 2019, 12:41:18 pm »

"I'll deal with you later..."

Spend the remaining one point of power to gain void-gliding abilities.

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Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #530 on: January 10, 2019, 09:04:59 pm »

((Remind me again what happens if you gain more power than your maximum. Can you use it immediately to avoid losing it, or is it irrevocably wasted?))
Gonna say that you can use it immediately, but if not its lost.
((I'm wondering what exactly this means - if, say, I were to make an action based on gathering power right now whilst at my power maximum without using any of it, and somehow rolled super well, enough to get, say, another 5 points of power - would I then have 10 points to play with immediately in my next action? I should probably think up an action as well in case PW wants to update tonight and doesn't have time to answer this question beforehand. Will have to do it later, though.))
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #531 on: January 11, 2019, 02:01:47 am »

Go around, trying to convince the locals of the joys of giving. If it helps, tell them that they can randomly choose to give anything they want, so therefore giving can be wonderfully chaotic. They can also ask anything they want, and I will try to oblige them with my gift giving power. 
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #532 on: January 11, 2019, 03:47:26 am »

((Remind me again what happens if you gain more power than your maximum. Can you use it immediately to avoid losing it, or is it irrevocably wasted?))
Gonna say that you can use it immediately, but if not its lost.
((I'm wondering what exactly this means - if, say, I were to make an action based on gathering power right now whilst at my power maximum without using any of it, and somehow rolled super well, enough to get, say, another 5 points of power - would I then have 10 points to play with immediately in my next action? I should probably think up an action as well in case PW wants to update tonight and doesn't have time to answer this question beforehand. Will have to do it later, though.))

Turn 1: You have max power, but gain +1 power putting you at max +1. So demigod would have 6.

Turn 2: You can use that extra power. So if you use 3, you go to 3 at the end of the turn. At the end of this turn, regardless of what you choose, your power lowers to at most 5. If you gain more power as a result of the turn, its then added to the 5 or whatever it is.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #533 on: January 11, 2019, 08:53:03 am »

Since almighty Attom is busy with more important matters, I will supervise the kitchens and boost the production of food elementals.
I will also spend 3 power to cook up some superior arms and armour with which to equip as many of us as I can, making sure to inscribe the equipment with the holy sigils of the Food God, and record their methods of construction into the Holy Cookbook of Attom.   

Keep an eye (grain?) on the void, as always.
If any of the hedonist boy vessels come within range, I will jump at the chance to test out the Pressure Cooker, spending 1 power to open fire on them.   

If the malignant hypergiant should happen to explode or something, keep another 1 power on hand with which to outrun the blast.   
     


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Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 6 (gained 5 last turn)       
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental.
Aboard Attom's Food Cruiser, armed with a superweapon known as the Pressure Cooker.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #534 on: January 12, 2019, 06:11:10 am »

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"Interesting, another god is born, I remember it, it was a part of the mechanical devourer, welcome snake god"
"And TAMER GOD BOY, if you can TAME one of the STAR KRAKEN you can KEEP IT, MAY ITS HUNGER HELPS YOU, MAY YOU STAY WELL FED"

"The neverending lust of the hedonist boys could be useful, we just need to... evolve them..."

Takes one of the orgyship, grand the power of slimy reproduction to its inhabitants

"... Just one method is inefficient, they need to be better..."

Also grants them the power of reproducing through budding

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #535 on: January 12, 2019, 01:57:46 pm »

@Ultra

“MY SON, WHAT IS THIS TINY BOY THATS CHASING THE WARBEASTS AROUND AND PULLING THEIR TAILS? DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE SQUISHY BOY?”
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #536 on: January 12, 2019, 05:17:01 pm »

Yeah, this isn't going to work. Got to get networking first, methinks.
Move to another city and take up architecture; try to make an (assumed) name for myself and pick up some rich and influential clients.

Perform the occasional charitable work for free in honour of Ep's teachings.


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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #537 on: January 14, 2019, 03:30:50 pm »

((We’re still doing this right?))
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #538 on: January 14, 2019, 03:53:17 pm »

It should resume at the same time as PW's other games.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #539 on: January 14, 2019, 04:47:57 pm »

He hasn't been active since his last post, be patient.
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