Turn 1
Live and Let Die!
The tension in the air was thick as the warriors waited for someone to attack. Each one locked eyes with each other, the fury in their eyes piercing like daggers. Those with swords sharpened them, those with guns reloaded and took aim, and those with no weapons glanced around for tree branches and the like. Everyone seemed to be prepared to battle with grace and precision...
Which would've been the case had
0rca_Tr0per not started swinging at everyone like a maniac.
[
5 vs.
1,
2,
4,
8] This confusing choice actually caught a few people off-guard!
King Zultan was badly cut in the chest and knocked onto the ground,
Hotifre90 was sliced dangerously close to his neck, and
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES could only barely get his Egg out of the way before it sustained a bit of damage (it didn't break, surprisingly enough). This rampage didn't last long, however, as
ziizo managed to completely avoid the attack. 0rca, caught off-guard, tripped on a rock and landed square on his face. His bodyguard ran over and covered him, just as baffled as everyone else. Seems like that episode wasn't a part of the plan.
Meanwhile,
NRDL hid behind a large tree close by along with his servant while the others were distracted (Thankfully trees like this were a common sight in these parts) and took aim at the disoriented 0rca. Before he could fire, however, 0rca's Bodyguard came over and knelt down to cover him. Doesn't look like there was gonna be a first blood this turn, but at least he could kill one of 0rca's only defenses. NRDL took aim once more [
10] and blew the guard's brains out before he could get up. The bodyguard fell onto 0rca's body, nearly crushing him.
King Zultan started crawling back to the bus, grabbing a stick that was next to him to defend himself. He was starting to feel faint from the blood loss.
Failbird105 flew high up to try and escape the chaos, but
ziizo readied up to throw a Butt Bomb at him! ziizo was at a disadvantage against a flying target, but if he hit Fail just right, it was gonna be a long fall. [
9-
2=
7] He threw the bomb up as high as he could. It didn't quite make it to Failbird's height, but the cloud of gas will surely disorient him.
As he was clutching his upper chest in pain,
Hotfire90 summoned an imp [2/2 turns left] and aimed his laser pistol at
ziizo as he was distracted with trying to snipe Failbird. Both were at a disadvantage, so it was perfectly balanced... [
3] Hotfire's laser shot missed ziizo by an inch. ziizo jumped from the shock and turned around just in time to see Hotfire's imp screech and latch onto his face.
Hotfire started to limp away, only to find
Marksdorf dashing at him with an evil smile, ready to pull off his
SUPER GRAB AND DRAG! [
9 vs.
1] Somehow, against all odds, Marksdorf completely missed Hotfire and slammed into the tree NRDL was hiding behind.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES retreated behind a bush and fused his mirror and egg. The egg gained a mirror coating, which allowed it to reflect energy-based attacks and generally made the shell more durable. Bad news was that the spying properties of the Crystal Ball would be lost when the egg hatched. Whoops. While he still had time, he decided to go attack the first vulnerable person he saw. He walked around until he saw the still-unconsious 0rca, with his bodyguard's lifeless corpse on top of him. Demon simply shook his head as he lifted his foot up... [
2] But he couldn't kill him. It wouldn't be fair to off someone within the first 5 minutes... Right? It was a dumb decision and Demon knew it, but it was a house rule to him (or at least as much of a house rule as not murdering someone immediately can be). He turned around and left 0rca. Who knows? Maybe he'd return the favor sometime.
(First actual turn for a Wiki-War I've ever written... Hope I did everything right!)
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