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Voting closed: December 23, 2018, 05:57:41 am

[King Zultan]

Go find some chemicals and mix them into a nature killing chemical, then pour it onto nature stuff.

[CABL]

>Pull out a deck of UNO cards but every card is replaced with a reverse card. Shove the deck in the dying earth god's face. If done right, this will make me get out of the void and he'll enter the void.

(2 VS 2) YOU ACCIDENTALLY DROP THE CARD DECK, MAKING THEM FLOAT IN THE SPACE; THE EARTH GOD CAN'T REACH YOU WITH HIS THORNY WHIP, SO YOU BOTH DIDN'T DO ANY HARM TO EACH OTHER!

Go find some chemicals and mix them into a nature killing chemical, then pour it onto nature stuff.

(6)(6) IN THE LAB'S RUINS, YOU FIND A SUPPLY OF VARIOUS CHEMICAL, AND MIX THEM ALL AT ONCE, RESULTING IN A CORROSIVE AND RADIOACTIVE CLOUD! YOU'VE MANAGED TO SURVIVE, TURNING INTO A RADIOACTIVE ABOMINATION THAT LOOKS LIKE A CANCEROUS TUMOR WITH LEGS, ARMS AND TENTACLES! THE CORROSIVE CLOUD DESTROYS TREES AND VEGETATION, AND ALSO MAKES THE GROUND SOFT, LIKE SAND!

GOOD; NOW WE'LL CAST A METEOR STORM ON THE NEW MOOSERK!

(5) THE METEOR STORM KILLS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MOOSEFOLK! THE DEMONS RETURN TO THEIR MASTER WITH A COMFY CHAIR AS A TROPHY!

NPC TURNS:

(3 VS 6+1) THE TIDE SHIFTS SHARPLY TOWARDS SKELETONS' SUPERIORITY; THEY DESTROY SEVERAL TANKS, INTERCEPTORS AND HELICOPTERS, WHILE ALSO VAPORIZING A SIZEABLE AMOUNT OF INFANTRY! (2) THE MILITARY FAILS TO EVACUATE PEOPLE THIS TURN!

(4) XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX KEEPS FRAGGING NOOBS IN COD WHILE BEING HIGH ON MOUNTAIN DEW!

TOWN POP: 97267
DEAD: 426
THE PERCENT OF THE MILITARY BASE PERSONNEL ALIVE: 10%, RETREATED
EVACUATED: 800

NEW MOOSERK POP: 8,121,833
DEAD: 500,900

[KitRougard]

VIRUS:
SHIT YEAH, WE'RE BACK IN THE GAME
RESPAWN ON ONE OF THE SKELETONS, REMOVE LEG LIMITERS, START JUMPING FROM AIRCRAFT TO AIRCRAFT, KILLING THE PILOTS AND SENDING THEM FALLING INTO THE OPPOSING GROUND FORCES!

Skeletons:
Holy crap that guy's crazy. But it works, we guess... Plus VIRUS is telling us to back him up soooo...
Provide covering fire for Jumpy Skelly!

[Screech9791]

>Delete fucking everything.

[Yoink]

TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT I WAS DOING. ALSO CAST SOME TELEKINESIS KINDA SHIT TO STOP HELICOPTER CRASH, OR AT LEAST MAGEHAND ANY SURVIVORS OUT OF THE WRECKAGE.

[CABL]

TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT I WAS DOING. ALSO CAST SOME TELEKINESIS KINDA SHIT TO STOP HELICOPTER CRASH, OR AT LEAST MAGEHAND ANY SURVIVORS OUT OF THE WRECKAGE.

You were helping the military with fighting metallic murderous skeletons.

[King Zultan]

Quickly spread the corrosive cloud around so it kills all of the trees, then break into a missile silo and use the missile inside to start WWIII.

[CABL]

VIRUS:
SHIT YEAH, WE'RE BACK IN THE GAME
RESPAWN ON ONE OF THE SKELETONS, REMOVE LEG LIMITERS, START JUMPING FROM AIRCRAFT TO AIRCRAFT, KILLING THE PILOTS AND SENDING THEM FALLING INTO THE OPPOSING GROUND FORCES!

Skeletons:
Holy crap that guy's crazy. But it works, we guess... Plus VIRUS is telling us to back him up soooo...
Provide covering fire for Jumpy Skelly!

TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT I WAS DOING. ALSO CAST SOME TELEKINESIS KINDA SHIT TO STOP HELICOPTER CRASH, OR AT LEAST MAGEHAND ANY SURVIVORS OUT OF THE WRECKAGE.

(1)(1 VS 5) THE REMAINS OF THE VIRUS TRY TO CONTROL AND MODIFY THE LEGS OF THE SKELETONS, BUT THE CRITICAL ERROR IN THE CONSOLE COMMAND MADE SKELETONS' LEGS EXPLODE! THE MILITARY FINALLY GETS THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND DESTROYS ALMOST EVERY REMAINING SKELETON! (1) YOINK, MEANWHILE, ACCIDENTALLY THROWS THE CRASHING HELICOPTER INTO ANOTHER, WHICH IN TURN FALLS ONTO YOINK, (4) THOUGH HE USES HIS WIZARDLY TELEKINETIC POWERS TO CAREFULLY LAND THE HELICOPTER!

>Delete fucking everything.

(2) YOU'RE NOT GM; YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

Quickly spread the corrosive cloud around so it kills all of the trees, then break into a missile silo and use the missile inside to start WWIII.

(5)(2 VS 4) THE CLOUD SPREADS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES OF MOOSERICA, CAUSING CATASTROPHIC ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE! MEANWHILE, YOU TRY TO BREAK INTO A NEARBY NUCLEAR SILO, BUT YOU GET STOPPED BY THE SECURITY, WHO ACTIVATE AN ELECTRIC BARRIER! ATTEMPTING TO BRUTE FORCE THROUGH THE BARRIER MAY FRY YOU!

NPC TURNS:

(5) THE MILITARY HAVE EVACUATED A BIG AMOUNT OF PEOPLE FROM MOOSETOWN!

(6) XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX HAS ALMOST WON THE MATCH, BUT HIS XBOX CRASHES; HE THROWS HIS CONTROLLER INTO TV, RESULTING IN A HUGE EXPLOSION! (6) HE SURVIVES THE EXPLOSION, BUT NOW THE VIDEO GAME BOXES SUDDENLY GOT POSSESSED BY SOME EVIL SPIRITS!

TOWN POP: 96023
DEAD: 570
THE PERCENT OF THE MILITARY BASE PERSONNEL ALIVE: 10%, RETREATED
EVACUATED: 1900

NEW MOOSERK POP: 8,121,833
DEAD: 500,900

[Screech9791]

>Delete fucking everything, starting with the fact i'm not GM.

[Yoink]

AMUSE MYSELF BY PRETENDING TO BENCH-PRESS FALLING HELICOPTER(S) USING TELEKINESIS

[King Zultan]

Make the corrosive cloud melt the fence and the security people, then break in and launch the nuclear missile and start WWIII.

[KitRougard]

EVIL SPIRITS? NO! IT WAS ME!
VIRUS:
ALL ALONG! I WAS HOPING THE SKELETONS WOULD PLAY OUT BETTER THAN THEY DID. OH WELL. ALRIGHT, KID, YOU'VE GOT A SOLID INTERNET CONNECTION - IN RETURN FOR INFECTING ALL YOUR MACHINERY, I WILL GRANT YOU AIMBOT POWERS GREATER THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. DEAL?

Skeletons:
Man, VIRUS was a jerk. He even turned on our Self-Destruct before he left.
Well, time to go thermonuclear we guess...

[Avetruetotheimperator]

ALLRIGHT, SEND IN A REAL INVASION FORCE INTO NEW MOOSERK
USE SATANIC MEMES TO CORRUPT THE PEOPLE'S MACHINES TOO. SO THEY SHALL SERVE ME!

[CABL]

SORRY, GUYS, BUT THE UPDATE WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL TOMORROW, 23th FEB! THOSE LAST 2 DAYS, I WAS BUSY WITH SOME BUREAUCRATIC BULLSHIT AND MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY, SO I COULDN'T BE ARSED TO LOG-IN AND WRITE UP A TURN!

[CABL]

>Delete fucking everything, starting with the fact i'm not GM.

(5)(3) YOU'RE NOT GM, AND WHILE I'LL GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DELETE ANYTHING, YOU ONLY CAN DELETE (PHYSICAL) THREE OBJECTS IN THE UNIVERSE AT THE TIME!

AMUSE MYSELF BY PRETENDING TO BENCH-PRESS FALLING HELICOPTER(S) USING TELEKINESIS

(2) YOUR TELEKINESIS SPELL NEEDS RECHARGING; PERHAPS YOU NEED SOME REST!

Make the corrosive cloud melt the fence and the security people, then break in and launch the nuclear missile and start WWIII.

(4 VS 3) THE SMALL AMOUNTS OF CORROSIVE CLOUD MELT THE FENCE SUCCESSFULLY, BUT LEAVE SOME SECURITY PEOPLE ALIVE! (1 VS 5) THE SECURITY KILLS YOU WITH THEIR ELECTRIC CHARGE RIFLES, BEFORE THEY'RE OVERWHELMED BY THE CORROSIVE CLOUD! (2) MISSILES EXPLODE, LEAVING THE AREA RADIATED! RESPAWN?

EVIL SPIRITS? NO! IT WAS ME!
VIRUS:
ALL ALONG! I WAS HOPING THE SKELETONS WOULD PLAY OUT BETTER THAN THEY DID. OH WELL. ALRIGHT, KID, YOU'VE GOT A SOLID INTERNET CONNECTION - IN RETURN FOR INFECTING ALL YOUR MACHINERY, I WILL GRANT YOU AIMBOT POWERS GREATER THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. DEAL?

Skeletons:
Man, VIRUS was a jerk. He even turned on our Self-Destruct before he left.
Well, time to go thermonuclear we guess...

(4) "SURE; I'M ANGRY, AND I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE! AN AIMBOT WILL BE PERFECT!" YOU INFECT THE MACHINERY, AND XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX GOES INTO THE REAL WORLD TO KILL SOME PEOPLE!
(1) THE SKELETONS SUFFER A SHORT CIRCUIT AND SHUT DOWN WITHOUT EXPLODING! THE USM ARMY HAS WON!

ALLRIGHT, SEND IN A REAL INVASION FORCE INTO NEW MOOSERK
USE SATANIC MEMES TO CORRUPT THE PEOPLE'S MACHINES TOO. SO THEY SHALL SERVE ME!

(1 VS 3) THE ATTACK DOESN'T GO TOO WELL FOR DEMONS, SINCE THE AIR FORCE AND THE ARMY HAVE SUDDENLY ARRIVED AT DEVASTATED NEW MOOSERK! (1) THE INTERNET THINKS THAT YOUR SATANIC MEMES ARE THE LAMEST, NORMIE-ST MEMES EVER, AND THE MEMES' POPULARITY LAST FOR ONLY A HALF OF THE DAY!

NPC TURNS:

SUDDENLY, THE WHOLE EARTH STARTED TO TURN COLDER; NEW GLACIERS FORM; GLOBAL WARMING STOPS; THE ENTIRE SAHARA DESERT IS COVERED IN THICK LAYER OF SNOW! THE LORDS OF WINTER HAVE ARRIVED TO DESTROY THIS WORLD! FIGHTING THEM IS USELESS!

(1+2 VS 4) XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX TRIES TO DESTROY THE MILITARY AT NEW MOOSERK, BUT HIS 9MM PISTOLS ARE TOO WEAK TO PENETRATE THE BODY ARMOR AND THE VEHICLES' ARMOR! THEN HE SUDDENLY, HE GETS FROZEN, SHATTERING INTO PIECES ONCE HE FALLS TO THE GROUND!

THE LORDS OF WINTER APPEAR AT THE SEVERAL LOCATIONS ACROSS THE WORLD, INCLUDING NEW MOOSERK AND MOOSETOWN! THE BUILDINGS GET FROZEN AND COLLAPSE FROM THE INTENSE MATERIAL FATIGUE, WHILE THE DEMONS AND THE MILITARY TURN INTO ICE STATUES!