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Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« on: January 27, 2020, 03:02:02 pm »

Half-life Alyx release date: March 2020
Bannerlords early acess: March 2020
Black Mesa 1.0: Within two months
Factorio final: Less than a year, possibly two months

FOUR OF THE FIVE SEALS WILL UNLOCK NIGH THE VERNAL EQUINOX.
ONLY THE 1.0 RELEASE OF DWARF FORTRESS REMAINS.

REPENT AFORE THE COMING OF ARMOK.
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2020, 03:07:07 pm »

Grand Solar Minimum.
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2020, 06:47:01 am »

Oh damn, the worlds ending in so many different ways.

If only I lived in Madagascar I might have had a chance to survive!
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2020, 06:59:19 am »

Duke Nukem Forever was a sign fools!

The evil that is EA will rise, and topple great properties like tinker toys!
Ancient titles will rise from the dead!

Repent sinners! The end is NIGH!
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2020, 04:13:58 pm »

Oh, and KSP 2 is in the same range too.

REPENT for thy shall not see the light of the sun for many a day ere long!
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2020, 06:49:23 pm »

Half-life Alyx release date: March 2020
Bannerlords early acess: March 2020
Black Mesa 1.0: Within two months
Factorio final: Less than a year, possibly two months

FOUR OF THE FIVE SEALS WILL UNLOCK NIGH THE VERNAL EQUINOX.
ONLY THE 1.0 RELEASE OF DWARF FORTRESS REMAINS.

REPENT AFORE THE COMING OF ARMOK.

You forgot Doom Eternal

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Re: Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2020, 07:02:59 pm »

It's gonna be pretty cool when DF 1.0 becomes sentient and annexes Antarctica to cool the processors running its awakening consciousness

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Re: Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2020, 08:53:21 pm »

Isn't the Bannerlords EA a pvp arena thing? Or was that last years beta release?

Is Alyx VR-only? Or what's the deal with that?
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Re: Hear ye, hear ye, the prophecies are nigh
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2020, 09:29:22 pm »

Alyx wasn't intended to be Valve's next big release... it was supposed to be "oh fun, there's a Half-life-themed game for VR now!"

Valve, oddly, didn't think that the first new HL game in more than a decade would be all that big.
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