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Author Topic: Lords of SPAM! Game is over! Ceodwell is victorious!  (Read 16973 times)

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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #405 on: April 02, 2019, 08:02:11 pm »

Build in TIF, TVE, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL
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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #406 on: April 05, 2019, 04:57:16 pm »

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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #407 on: April 06, 2019, 03:41:11 am »

KOI Attacks ANK
WFL Attacks CHU
FLF Attacks LUA
KIW Moves to KOI
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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #408 on: April 06, 2019, 05:50:46 am »

Locals believe that Kiwi downfall will happen in matter of months.

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Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
4 vs 6
Kiwi army destroyed!
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Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
3 vs 3
6 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!
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Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
5 vs 3
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from FLF to LUA

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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #409 on: April 06, 2019, 01:57:02 pm »

I have 13 supply centers. Ceodwell has 12 supply centers, and will very shortly have 16. There is only one recourse to this.

Quit while I'm ahead.

I'm forfeiting this game and leaving. If I had my way, I would declare that all of my territories now belong to Melkor, so that none of you would have to waste the turns for him to acquire them.

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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #410 on: April 06, 2019, 03:31:34 pm »

VAL to HUP
KSH to VAL
WTR to ETF
SHS to WTR
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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #411 on: April 06, 2019, 03:40:11 pm »

Meanwhile, Parsians and Hellistes dealt each other heavy losses.

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Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
6 vs 2
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from VAL to HUP
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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #412 on: April 06, 2019, 04:01:51 pm »

Sentinel, you do realize that you could quite easily still win if I hold on for longer right?
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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
« Reply #413 on: April 07, 2019, 10:01:45 am »

ANK attack KOI
CHU move WFL
STT attack LUA
MET support LUA
ZAS attack TCH
AUG move ZAS
ARA move EVA
LAM move WLM
IBM move STT

and finally with grief in my heart
KHO move ECD
GLS move MNT

let it be know that yes, Ceodwell betrayed the 11 year long peace between the kingdom of Parsia and the kingdom of Ceodwell.
they only did that to ensure that the land would know peace and that Parsia will become a Honorable vassal Kingdom under the soon to be Ceodwell empire that will rule all of the world.
furthermore let it be know that that every future emperor must make a pilgrimage to the capital of Parsia to guarantee that Parsia customs, religions and freedom will be upheld as long as they serve under him.

may the gods forgive this treachery

also i will accept the proposal Unlurking
« Last Edit: April 07, 2019, 10:09:32 am by melkor »
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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game is over!
« Reply #414 on: April 07, 2019, 11:35:50 am »

Then with this proposal, and transfer of Helliste to Ceodwell, we can easily declare the game over. Why you ask? ;v

Ceodwell would have 25 Territories, and even if by some way, the six enemy armies capture six territories, melkor would still end with 19 Territories by end of the Year, resulting in a victory anyway.

Therefore: congratz melkor!
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Re: Lords of SPAM! Game is over! Ceodwell is victorious!
« Reply #415 on: April 07, 2019, 12:02:05 pm »

Parsia accepts the victory of its ally, and passes peacefully into Ceodwell Rule.
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« Reply #416 on: April 07, 2019, 12:37:35 pm »

Soon after the sudden surrender of Helliste, the Ceodwell kingdom quickly established dominance over the land thus creating the Empire of Ceodwell.
Moving its capital to MET, the city of emperors. After that Ceodwell forces left Parsia's land with haste, if only the ruler had let the Helliste messenger enter first instead of giving the army orders then the 'incident' wound't have happend. Parsia was made into a vassal state granting the kingdom ETF and TIF as a apology and to keep them loyal.
Dahnia has been restored granting them the territories of NDA, RUZ, ION and DAH, of course they are made into a vassal state as wel. Although not with the same privilege as Parsia of course, their freedom of religion is reduced to the whims of the emperor and their culture must slowly be altered to that of Ceodwell as with all current and future vassals. taxation and limited autonomy is of course a must as wel.
Helliste had to be reduce by all of this to prevent any attempt to break free from the Empire of Ceodwell. They get to keep NRT, SLC, HEL and HLC. Although HLC is a special case, rumors that a wealthy nation beyond the saltsand waters has reached the emperor and thus Ceodwell needed a port. because of this the great city in HLC is under direct control of Ceodwell while the surrounding lands stay under control of Helliste. Of course they to are a vassal with the same limitations as Dahnia
And then the Kiwi kingdom. because of the prolonged fighting and killing the emperor did not look favorably to them they have been reduced to merely their capital KIW. If that wasn't bad enough their hated enemy, the first nation that they fought against. The kingdom of Lametania has been restored. They have been given the territory of IBM, LAM and ARA.
Both of them been made vassals with the same limitations as Dahnia.
all other lands have been claimed under direct control of the Empire of Ceodwell.

But not all is well, for the royal family of Luathbas are still missing. Now that the capital has been moved to MET the Luathbas bloodline could lay claims on the empire causing a potential civil war.
But that's not all. Because of the heavy taxation, limited autonomy and the suppression of local culture and religion unrest grows in the empire, vassals wanting to break free to see their dynasty achieve greatness, voter participation and the all dreaded RNG. The world of SPAMKINGDOM will never know peace. Only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of the thirsting Haspen
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