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Author Topic: fellas help there is a fucking opossum in my room i'm scared please help  (Read 3574 times)

ArchimedesWojak

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so i was sitting here playing CDDA (good shit) when my closet door opens slightly and a fucking opossum scurries out of it so now i just have this opossum in my room running around and i'm debating if i should risk getting opossumed in order to leave my room and go downstairs to get my dad's gun and shoot the fucker or wait until someone comes home

please help me Bay12
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ArchimedesWojak

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Me or the opossum?

(no but seriously this isn't a shitpost but there is a shitty ass rat creature is in my room and i'm waiting for my dad to come home)
« Last Edit: April 16, 2021, 09:54:52 pm by ArchimedesWojak »
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ChairmanPoo

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Call animal control. Alternatively scare it with a stick towards a window.
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You might want to take a good look inside that closet...
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If you live in town, I would second calling animal control.

If you live out in the boonies, open the window, then put catfood outside. Close the door to that room, and wait.
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ArchimedesWojak

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Animal Control has been called

I'm locking this thread
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YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.